Fuck Everything All My Characters R Getting Freckles

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

the day people stop making moonwater/moonseeker about sirius is the day i'll finally know peace

for Valentine's Day james surprised lily with a huuugggeee bouquet of lilies of the valley not knowing hes allergic to them (and that they're poisonous but he's not eating them). so now he's just all puffy and pouty and lily is insisting that she'd still like him even if he was a puffy swollen allergy-ridden blob for the rest of their lives.

remus thinks it's HILARIOUS and sincerely believes that he'd never be so drunk in love to do something like that. and then his bf walks in and remus accidentally spills ink all over his white dress shirt and is just holding back tears.

peter n benjy + third wheel Marlene r jus chilling on the side watching everything go wrong for all the happy couples. not even in a mean way Peter just likes seeing other people stumble around their partners as much as he does around benjy. And Marlene just likes watching people suffer light-heartedly.

Happy valentines! These r mediocre but I DONT CARE

open ended Remus bf bcuz I ship him w too many people and I've been talking abt moonwater too much 😭😭

dude I have horrible moonwater brain rot right now like it's not even funny

imagine rem just singing 'and I love her' by the Beatles to reg one lazy morning while they made little toffees and cookies for Harry and Teddy's joint birthday party (they have separate ones just about them too of course, but lily wants them to be super close so they have another in the month between of both their birthdays) and he's smiling like an idiot while reg smacks him with the spatula

i feel like rem would be just an absolute dork and serenade his partner every time a Beatles, Frank Sinatra, or such song would come on if there wasn't the war n stuff. Is that controversial? Idk I don't like big tough bad boy rem I LOVE nerdy loser hopeless romantic mama's boy(lovingly) rem who plants flowers and has anger issues and wears his mom's peony apron and sleeps like a sick Victorian child or like he just went through a hurricane (no in between) and had a big fat crush on John (Meg's husband) when he read little women and hates coffee stain rings and for some reason is oddly good at pottery

IS THIS LAME? I feel like its lame but honestly I don't care bcuz he's my lame little princess and I love him

This is just me rambling tbh

i couldn't fix him but i could giggle and kick my feet as he tells me all his wrongdoings

One of the things that pisses me off most about this genocide and overall occupation is how many people say it's so complicated and there's so much nuance and there isn't one easy solution. This is one of the simplest things I have ever seen. Zionists invaded palestine in 1947-48. They have occupied it for 76 years while taking more and more land. They kidnap and torture and massacre Palestinians day in day out for those 76 years. They control every aspect of Palestinian life, including their water and medical care. And now they are committing another genocide against them. Where is the complication? What is hard to understand? "Well, Jewish people need a place where they won't be discriminated against" I absolutely agree. So make every country in the world safe for Jewish people. Fight against anti Semitism across the world. Don't commit a genocide and set up an ethnostate.

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

I see people talk abt how they're gonna watch the new stranger things season because 'i'm just one person so it doesn't matter if I watch it' and im appalled and shocked until I realise they have a Billy Hargrove pfp and love Noah Shnapp (idk how to spell his name) so they were never gonna stand for shit anyways

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

unfriendly reminder that zionists have no place on my account and that the lot of u can go kys for all i care.

fuck israel and free palestine