Wow, Putting Ravenous Gnomes At The Edge Of Trails As If It Was The Way A Videogame Told You Not To Get

The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

I mean, isn't a glowing orb some kind of body, maybe better trying to be an entity, or even better, an idea

they’re living the dream

More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool

How the fuck can the mediterranean not be here it is by far the most fuckable body of water

the monty hall problem is something i find interesting and i wish there was also a term to describe the way people respond to the monty hall problem. like, "i don't understand this explanation of statistics (a thing i obviously know little about) so i'm going to assume you're just lying to me". the monty-hall-problem problem

"the Pope but he's from Chicago" is a fucking Make Some Noise prompt, you can't fool me

When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.

The Roads Both Taken [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A photon recites a poem:]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And so of course I traveled both Though be one traveler, still I could Explore down both as far as I could Beyond the bends in the undergrowth...

...I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took them both and recombined, And that has made interference.

[Caption below the panel:] Photon poetry