I Mean, Isn't A Glowing Orb Some Kind Of Body, Maybe Better Trying To Be An Entity, Or Even Better, An

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

there is this annoying trend where for example someone will like. reinvent phrenology and someone will point out " you know the nazi's believed in that" and then response they'll go "oh so i should make sure my phrenology isn't racist or anti-sematic!" because they don't understand that assigning physical traits to intelligence or morality is still bad no matter what, not just because "people who i know are objectly bad share those beliefs for the wrong reasons" and this happens everytime.

Tumblr polls have twelve options. You know what else there are twelve of? That’s right!

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

Are we sure this web isn't created by some Doofensmirth-type bastard to make all of us dumb?

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Monty Python's football match between philosopheers!!

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

they’re living the dream