Im Trying Not To Step On Anyones Toes But The Fact Theres Ford Getting Jealous Of Stan Loving A Ford

ive yapped about this before but fave accidental stancest moment in j3 really is how ford yaps about how baffling romance is to him and how he doesnt need anyone (though lets fiddleford knows he appreciated his presence) he then uses talking about beans to write about stan. just so classic ford to think about his brother when romance comes up lmfao

AU where Stan and Ford are separated at birth and meet in college at West Coast Tech. And they at first get along terribly

I was talking to @frondere about this and we agreed that they would clash at first, because Ford is working his ass off and Stan seemingly barely does the bare minimum in class.

But then there's a turning point, (probably when Ford finds out that Stan works like SO MANY FUCKING JOBS and he's just tired and cranky all the time) and they get a long SO WELL. and cue the gay yearning from Ford

And like, important: they're dorm neighbors

List of my favourite posts under the cut.

Random

Codes!!

Magic 8 ball (i'm crying)

Bring Ford (im going to claw my skin off)

ALEX NO

Theraprism Escape

Stan and Ford are so alike it makes me sick

Dipper misunderstands a term

Ffiddleford... oauayghb

How do triangles reproduce??

Jhohhh my god......

Theme song every other beat... both of em..

How (not) to draw gruncle stan

Daddy issues

Alex i cant believe you said this

Bill >:)

ARO FORD AND MABEL <3

Fics!!!

My favourite fic i've ever read (goldilocks)

Outfits

Mabel!

Adult mabel & dipper

Stans!!

AUs / Headcanons

Ford Joined Bill During Weirdmageddon

Android Bill

Chronic Pain Ford

Fidds "Saves" Ford (op i am in yuor walls)

Needed to save this one

Trans Fiddleford & Stanford

Oh god..dipper....

Im abour to cry so hard i puke

THE MAGNUD ARCHIVEF

You do,t.understand,i'm sobbing(stargazing)

Alone Together

Billford Saves

Cover Ford In Blood Yippeeeeeeee

Dont bite him u freakk

Ford Measuring Bill

They're both monsterfuckers

This one

I laughed so fucking hard i love this

Isosceles triangles don't have right angles

Hoh my god LICKING HIM???ghfg

STOP LICKING HIM FJDJFHFFG

Starman

U think u can jst break up with me. Stupid

Hohhgh my fucking god

Yeah

Corrections

You'll Be Back Animatic (holy FUCCKKKK)

Ohhb the cutiesss

Yesss measure that triangle

Play bongos on his ass. Sure whatever man.

Ford² Saves

Iouh my GOD fuck

Oaauygh good Ford² content

MORE good ford²content

Ford is fucking dense

Gut-wrenching. I am going to cry.

Stancest Saves

A Little Heart To Heart

Don't know how it could happen (and don't care) just a thought about that euclydians can see Ford's shadow and Bill can see Ford

Ford loves stan so much it’s embarrassing like,,,we get it you want to fuck your brother,,,,,

LITERALLY i cannot stop thinking about how much he wants that motherfucking cookie and has THE WORST POSSIBLE COPE FOR IT

like look at this man. brothers dont look at their brothers like that. hes so hopelessly downbad in every conceivable way

thats not even touching on how despite how he acts, he actually cares SO much about what stan thinks of him. like despite spending 30 years of his life trying to bring his brother back, stan actually plays the hating game WAY harder and more convincingly than ford. which says so god damn much about how stupidly down bad ford is

like is he so SO fucking bothered that stan thinks hes a dangerous know it all? literally tossing and turning at sleep about his regrets about bill, fiddleford and the portal and you get stans voice just booming over this "TRUST NO ONE" which says sm about how he feels about stan not trusting him and how he regrets that too— despite the fact he clearly doesnt trust stan hes upset that stan feels the same

and ugh fucking look at this man. how you gonna threaten to kick this man out when youre cheesing at him at almost any concievable moment. inviting him to play your nerd game with him and your nephew (which btw is funny as hell of him when theyre ON BAD TERMS). when asking where hes been. theres no need to do all that

mind you you literally never catch stan ever smiling at ford after tots and pre-weirdmageddon make up unless hes mocking ford. which is really fucking embarrasisng i hate him so much SJBFSUXJSJJDDU

I’ve been rewatching Gr@vity F@lls (censoring to prevent the antis from finding me) and I’ve discovered how impatient I am. When will my favorite cocky old man show up and kiss his twin brother?!

Here is my hot take of the day: f¡ddl3st4n is just repressed Stancest. Like, pretend all you want, but we damn know that the nerd x jock ship you want to see (and is way more canon) is another one, babe.

STANLEY PINES IS IN LOVE WITH FORD PINES HE WOULD RISK THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR HIM AND YOURE TELLING ME THATS NOT ROMANTIC SHUT UP

Shoutout to all the non-stancesters that make animations for Ford & Stan to various love songs. You confuse me but ily

i had been thinking

1st of all, bunny-earing someone in a photo is a fun, cutesy thing to do to a friend, a completely normal joke thing in today times.

2ND OF ALL, i also think its on purpose and might have a double meaning. it seems to me like Wendy's the only one with a 'cheeky' somewhat knowing look on her face, Soos is holding up a peace sign but when you bunny-ear someone it usually has a secondary meaning.

most likely secondary meaning:

MAN WHOSE WIFE WAS UNFAITHFUL?

Oh, so like how Ford didn't notice that his project had been messed with, he blames Stan, they 'break up', ford and bill meet, THEY have a falling out, then Stan rescued him essentially by unintentionally forcing him out of their dimension to find a way to protect his brain for his own good because Ford finally asked him for help. then Stan rescued him AGAIN after 30 years because that's enough time alone, then Stan kicks bills ass.