Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.
It’s a really long time guys.
1. Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho 2. The 100 1x01 - “Pilot” (2014) dir. Bharat Nalluri 3. Manifest Destiny #5 (2014) written by Chris Dingess, art by Matthew Roberts & Owen Gieni / 4. The Low, Low Woods #1 (2020) written by Carmen Maria Machado, art by Dani 5. Hannibal 1x05 - “Coquilles” (2013) dir. Guillermo Navarro 6. Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland 7. Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki 8. The Ritual (2017) dir. David Bruckner 9. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt illustration by Marek Madej / 10. Fallout 4 concept art by Ray Lederer 11. Hannibal 3x02 - “Primavera” (2015) dir. Vincenzo Natali 12. Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele [Deleted Scene]
Idea for a dating app where you get a notification every time someone swipes left. Just makes you feel like absolute shit
I love rivers. all the lore and mythology about rivers is real. they’re all big and powerful and can kill people, and they are very judgmental. but they can also if they want just strip you of all wrongdoing. and that’s where salmon and frogs live
9 people i want to get to know better!!! ft formatting on mobile 😍🙏
(thank u again fellow icarly ASMR enjoyer 💕 @xthescarletbitch)
last song: the entirety of kate bush’s “the dreaming”, specifically pull out the pin
last show: alone on the history channel (i love trees)
currently watching: alone on the history channel but the next season (i love trees)
currently reading: several things due to the untreated adhd!!!! the picture of dorian gray, the way the crow flies, anansi’s boys
current obsession: mainlining abby since 2020 but the recent additions of eivor, kass + sevika have really spiced things up
sorry to tag ppl who have already been tagged. but i really mean it (ง’̀-‘́)ง @twdimagining @retronamic @losingherface @mrsdanirojas @tlouflicksvp @alcinas-darling @misspearly1 @idwtet @bvibrato 🌬💕
Nine People I Want To Get To Know Better~!!
Thank you for the tag darling💗: @gabrielsellesty
Last song: Renegade - Aaryan Shah
Last show: “กรงกรรม” It’s a Thai television series and I am OBSESSED
Currently watching: Not watching any shows at the moment
Currently reading: Last Night At The Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo
Current obsession: How To Train Your Dragon lmao lowkey wanna have a dragon pet + Toothless is adorable
Tagging💗: @chrysanthemumwrld @kingofzaun @thehoundwrites @sevikasmainwhore @sevikasangel @cassifictional @alcinas-darling @sxpphicfxiry @sevikaspillowprincess
sword lesbian this gun bisexual that. what about the axe lesbian
me: sigh...
her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this
me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/
her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?
me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*
her: aw! :)
me: :)
spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails
putting my cigarette out on my stupid ass pet rock 🤣🤣🤣 lpve when it whimprs
💗💕💖 for being kind and lovely, have a kiss on the forehead! pass it on to 10 people 💖💕💗
💖🧡💓💙💖🖤💘💚❣️💜💓❤️🔥❤️🔥💙💗 oh these??? these are my uwus. all for you