Don't Shave Against The Grain. I Have Become Bloody And Sad. My Face Will Be Smooth For About 5 Hours.

god took away my first person pronouns for a while, but im happy to announce ive defeated him with my baseball bat. should take him a couple months to get out of the hospital, so if you wanna commity some sinnies with me nows the time!! my life is joyous and filled with beauty.

:^D i love everyone!!! for real!!!!!!!

seeing this post immediately made me think of the time my mom was driving me home from school and randomly asked "do you want to get circumcised," to which i replied "no... what?" and she said ok and we never talked about it again

ngl for lot of my life i thought parents sitting their kids down and telling them how babies are made was just a thing they made up for comedies on tv so now im curious how common it actually is.

Little Alice and her little Alice

Big Announcement!!

Found the big obelisk that causes mental illness and threw it into a volcano!! Everyone is cured!!! We can all focus on solving material problems and enjoying our lives lets gooo!!!!!

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

knuckle tats that says libr rary