Every Time We See The Federations Stupid Ship A Different One Of The Zaku Pilots Looks At Me Like "put

Crashing your car only hurts if you have a heavy karmic debt

god took away my first person pronouns for a while, but im happy to announce ive defeated him with my baseball bat. should take him a couple months to get out of the hospital, so if you wanna commity some sinnies with me nows the time!! my life is joyous and filled with beauty.

:^D i love everyone!!! for real!!!!!!!

they call it watersports bc when a girl holds her mouth open for ur stream despite how obviously gross she finds it you have to admire water sport she's being about it

why the fuck do i have to be bocchi the rock phenotype this fucking sucks ! shit!!!

having a nice and normal call with someone and then hanging up and instantly yelling "what the fuck what the fuck why did i sound like that AAAAAAAAAAAA" and feeling my body temperature drop like 10 degrees and i start biting chunks out of my hand and crying blood and rotating in a circle

brb putting myself in time out

One of the really fucked things about being super depressed for a long time is that you can have as many sad or stressful dreams as you want, but the second anything happy happens you think "well thats unrealistic" and then wake up

bweh

what if we romantically swapped ssh keys (>\\\<)

i want to play more fighting games. need to remember the taste of blood in my mouth.