Did That Thing Where You Cut A Hole In The Dick Portion Of Some Boxer Briefs To Make A Fucked Up Sports

it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

In the wake of Trump's recent transphobic executive order, I'll repeat what I said in 2017: the president has never kept us safe. The federal government is not going to keep us safe. The people who help trans people, that love us, that protect us and keep us safe - is us. We are not in a state of unprecedented transphobia, we are in the status quo. Organize, do outreach, feed the homeless and get involved. You will find a community of trans people and gay people and allies that will have your back. You are not alone.

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life

sometimes when a youtuber runs out of ideas they'll do some shit like "I Got Tricked By My Friends Into Going Skydiving And It Was Crazy!!!!!" and like

isn't the point of skydiving getting to know a cute instructor and then getting harnessed to her chest and pushed out of the airplane together and noticing that she seems to really enjoy watching you flail around and panic, and then when she finally decides to activate the parachute you spend a few tender moments floating to the ground as she caresses you and tells you that you're so brave and adorable for her?

i feel like nobody understands these things like i do. mr beast should hire me.

Rewatching evangelion. Crazy that the message of the show is "the only way for straight cisgender people to have happy relationships is to turn every human on earth into a big pool of telepathic orange goop."

ngl for lot of my life i thought parents sitting their kids down and telling them how babies are made was just a thing they made up for comedies on tv so now im curious how common it actually is.