This Is Really Stupid But I Just Found Out That Maximilian Is A Real Name I Thought It Was Just A Nickname

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ADHD math is like… ok schools about to start so it’s basically Halloween and after Halloween is thanksgiving which means it’s almost Christmas which is in winter and after winter is spring and school ends in spring so it’s basically almost summer again

You ever have a bottle episode day

you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

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I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it

You guys wanna remake freaky Friday again? It’s been a minute.

I hate the feeling of thinking someone is cool when your a kid and growing up and realizing the actually kind of suck

The other day an old man called me a fashionista

I don’t really know how to feel about that

Wtf was this interaction!?