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the fact that straight men like boobs is like the most obvious thing ever but witnessing a straight man liking boobs irl felt almost unbelievably cliche like seeing a mouse eating cheese or a dog peeing at a fire hydrant

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

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native american johnny truthers rise up

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

I dunno if i posted this yet but Emily!!!

hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

I can only speak for myself but I know that if you turn the aliens into plushies I will absolutely buy one of each

ok im so sorry for using your ask from probably a few weeks ago to advertise this but...

MAKESHIP FLUG PLUSH CAMPAIGN IS HAPPENING NOW NOW NOW NOWWW

ive been super nervous to annouce this as this is my first deal with like, anything, like THIS EVER. but wooohoo!!... i really hope this goes well and everyone will see that green

YES OMG YESSSS

mexican steve randle you will forever mean everything to me 🥹

like just imagine him, disconnected from this part of himself, finally learning to be somewhat comfortable and showing the curtis gang his favorite foods, sayings, and bits of culture

steve teaching everyone how to make homemade pupusas and tamales, and some little things like fideo and rice become a common dinner side [these are just cause those are some of my favs my family makes]

steve makes migas for soda once and it turns into one of his favorite breakfast foods [me too soda, me too]

he teaches soda the little bits of spanish he knows and they call each other sweet things like "mi amor", "mi corazón", and "mi alma" [and stupid things like "tonto" and "puta"]

he slips up sometimes and says things like "ay dios mio" and "aye yai yai" out of pure exasperation [same], which then gets added to sodas vocabulary

he owns so many sarape blankets and keeps a few of his favorite ones at the curtis house, everybody loves them for their warmth and texture and prefers them when sleeping over

OH MY GOD TRES LECHES it becomes the second favorite cake to their classic chocolate <3

ill tag some ppl too just cause i think i should start doing that :3 @deim0sdread @n0rthern-star @tex-aintdeadyet

Soda absolutely starts violently coughing whenever Ponyboy smokes around him in an attempt to guilt him into quitting