The "came Back Wrong" Trope Except Like... They Didnt. Like This Mad Scientists Wife Died, And So He

unsure if this is about Minecraft or executive dysfunction

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

A few years back I had a roommate who, when I made barszcz one time, added cinnamon toast cruch to their bowl. I have never been closer to going full Spanish Inquisition on someone than in that moment.

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i achieved my wildest little creature dreams this weekend and turned my regular bed into a mossbed and it’s everything i’ve ever wanted in a snooze spot

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

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wait what is the green bar even supposed to mean?

it’s clearly not the proportion all votes, because if it was, then Waluigi’s bar would be about 2/3rds full and Isabelle’s bar would be about 1/3rd full. if it’s the number of votes relative to the character with the most votes, then Waluigi’s bar would be 100% full. my best guess is that it’s the second option, except there’s some forced white space at the end of each bar for some reason?

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin