I Achieved My Wildest Little Creature Dreams This Weekend And Turned My Regular Bed Into A Mossbed And

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

this poem is about being nonbinary.

I had heard about porn bots on Tumblr, but I had gone for months of regular use of this site without seeing any. But these past few days, I have been getting flooded by follows from them. Are there any tools that can automatically block all users who’s names end in a 3-digit number?

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

i’m literally making that exact game in college right now

all factory-building games are worthless if they don’t let you mass-produce food. what’s the point of anything if little food items aren’t involved

me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight

the room:

wait what is the green bar even supposed to mean?

it’s clearly not the proportion all votes, because if it was, then Waluigi’s bar would be about 2/3rds full and Isabelle’s bar would be about 1/3rd full. if it’s the number of votes relative to the character with the most votes, then Waluigi’s bar would be 100% full. my best guess is that it’s the second option, except there’s some forced white space at the end of each bar for some reason?

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username

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oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too