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rio so funny to me bcs shes so kitty. getting more annoying when she gets ignored. always pawing at agatha. hissing at strangers. definitely knocks shit off tables for attention. staring at the wall for 3 hours unblinking making u think she Knows something u don’t…. licks agatha to heal her wounds. Which is basically bathing. Outdoor cat behavior when she vanishes for a week and makes u think shes dead and then shows up yowling at 3am. Sad animal guy who loves his wife😞

Clingy Wanda Maximoff head canons

Needed some Wanda snuggles! What can I say? Let’s get into it!

When Wanda wakes up feeling especially clingy, she wraps her arms tightly around you and nuzzles her face into your neck. It’s the coziest feeling in the world, and you can’t help the smile on your face as you bury your fingers in her soft hair. She’s very good at snuggling.

If Wanda wants even more attention, she creates what you affectionately call the ‘Wanda Bubble’. It’s her way of staying close to you throughout the day and not letting you stray too far. Whether you’re watching TV, cooking, or just lounging around, she finds a way to stay physically connected. Playing with your hair or resting her head on your shoulder are her personal favorites… A couple of times she’s even climbed onto your back like a koala while you take care of a few things around the house T^T

Wanda has this sweet habit of leaving little surprises for you. It could be a heartfelt note on your pillow or a cup of your favorite coffee waiting for you in the kitchen. It means the world to see how she shows her love even when you two are apart.

Sometimes, Wanda pouts playfully when she needs affection. It’s okay, though. She’s so adorable and you’d never be able resist giving her all the cuddles she wants… And when her lower lip starts to wobble? You fix it with a kiss.

Wanda also loves to hear reassurances and affirmations from you. While I definitely think that physical touch is her favorite way to receive affection, affirmations are a close second. You remind her how much you love her, how special she is to you, and how lucky you are to have her in your life. Her little cheeks turn rosy as she listens to your soothing voice.

Wanda insists on having movie marathons with you. You both curl up on the couch, surrounded by blankets and pillows, and she lies her head on your chest, sighing contentedly. She often lets you pick the movies… But to be honest, she rarely pays full attention to the screen anyway. Having you close is all she really focuses on.

Wanda is never shy about showing affection in public, especially when she’s feeling clingy with you. Holding hands has become the norm, no matter where you two are. She loves intertwining your fingers as you walk, shop, or even just sit at a cafe. Oh, yeah. The 'Wanda Bubble’ follows you just about everywhere…

While Wanda admittedly does the majority of the cooking for you both, when she’s feeling a little vulnerable, she asks you to make her favorite comfort foods. You both share a meal together and then she curls up in your arms, seeking that extra bit of warmth and love from you.

It brings you a deep sense of satisfaction to know that you bring her so much comfort. You’d do anything for her.

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consuming desire : cannibalism as a metaphor for love.

love, at its core, is an act of surrender. to love is to give a part of yourself—your time, your attention, your vulnerability—and hope that the other person handles it with care. but what happens when this surrender becomes devouring? when love transcends the boundaries of self and morphs into something ravenous, something primal? enter cannibalism—perhaps the most shocking and visceral metaphor for love, yet one that is repeatedly used in literature, film, and art to depict the uncontainable hunger of human connection.

cannibalism as a metaphor for love walks a tightrope between horror and intimacy, and that’s precisely why it fascinates. it forces us to confront the extremes of desire: the yearning to possess, consume, and merge completely with another. in exploring this concept, we uncover the tangled relationship between appetite, intimacy, and annihilation.

“i want you inside me” : the physicality of love.

the language of love has always been laced with consumption. lovers speak of “devouring” each other’s presence, “tasting” sweetness in kisses, or “losing themselves” in one another. these phrases evoke a sensual hunger, but taken literally, they edge into cannibalistic imagery.

consider the act of kissing. in its essence, it’s a symbolic act of consumption: lips press together, breaths mingle, and a fragment of one’s essence is exchanged with the other. it’s a socially acceptable devouring—a soft echo of what would be unspeakable. yet the darker, more primal undercurrent of such exchanges is what fuels the metaphorical link between love and cannibalism.

cannibalism literalises what love often implies: a desire to fully possess, to ingest and internalise another person so they can never leave you. the boundary between two individuals collapses, and the act becomes a grotesque communion.

eros and thanatos : love and death as twinned forces.

freud famously posited that humans are driven by two primal forces: eros, the life instinct, and thanatos, the death drive. cannibalistic love is where these forces collide. the act of consuming someone you love is both an act of ultimate intimacy and ultimate destruction—a union so complete that it obliterates individuality.

in films like raw (2016) or bones and all (2022), cannibalism is portrayed as a macabre form of bonding. In raw, the protagonist’s discovery of her cannibalistic urges mirrors her sexual awakening, conflating desire with destruction. bones and all, on the other hand, frames cannibalism as a shared affliction—a metaphor for loving someone despite their darkest impulses. the lovers’ hunger for each other is both literal and figurative: they crave connection but fear the annihilation it brings.

this duality taps into our most primal fears about love. to love someone deeply is to risk destruction: of your heart, your boundaries, your sense of self. cannibalism renders this fear tangible, transforming the abstract pain of heartbreak into something visceral and bloody.

the religious undertones : communion and sacrifice.

the metaphor of cannibalism in love often carries religious overtones, particularly the idea of communion. in christian theology, the eucharist involves consuming the body and blood of christ as an act of devotion and unity. cannibalistic love mirrors this act of spiritual consumption but reframes it in a secular, often horrifying context.

this idea is vividly explored in han kang’s novel the vegetarian. the protagonist’s refusal to eat meat—and later her refusal to eat at all—becomes a metaphor for her rejection of societal expectations and the demands of love. her husband’s attempts to control her body echo the act of consumption: he seeks to possess her entirely, to mould her into a form that serves his desires. in rejecting this, she transforms herself into an unattainable ideal, one that can only be metaphorically consumed through memory and longing.

cannibalism also taps into the idea of sacrifice. in myths like the greek story of pelops, or the biblical tale of isaac and abraham, the act of consuming (or nearly consuming) another is framed as a profound, albeit horrifying, demonstration of love and devotion. these stories remind us that love often demands sacrifice—and sometimes, the sacrifice of the self.

love as hunger : the biological imperative.

on a biological level, love and hunger share striking similarities. both trigger the release of dopamine, the brain’s pleasure chemical, creating a sense of euphoria that can border on addiction. in this sense, the metaphor of cannibalistic love isn’t so far-fetched: to love someone deeply is to hunger for them, to crave their presence as intensely as one craves sustenance.

yet hunger, by its nature, is insatiable. the more you consume, the more you want. this insatiability is what makes love—and by extension, cannibalism—such a compelling metaphor. it captures the endless loop of desire: the more we try to possess another person, the more we realise how elusive true possession is.

modern obsessions : why cannibalistic love resonates today.

in a world increasingly defined by alienation and disconnection, the metaphor of cannibalistic love speaks to our longing for intimacy. we live in an era of 'ghosting', casual relationships, superficial connections, and carefully curated personas. to love someone—truly, deeply—feels radical, even dangerous. cannibalism amplifies this danger, turning love into an act of rebellion against a culture that fears vulnerability.

the rise of cannibalistic love stories in popular media also reflects our collective anxiety about boundaries. as technology blurs the line between public and private, self and other, the idea of being “consumed”—whether by love, fame, or social media—feels increasingly relevant. cannibalism forces us to confront these anxieties head-on, offering a grotesque yet strangely beautiful vision of what it means to truly connect.

the ultimate act of intimacy.

cannibalism as a metaphor for love is shocking because it reveals truths we’d rather avoid. it strips away the niceties of romance and exposes the raw, animalistic core of desire. it forces us to ask uncomfortable questions: how far would we go to possess the ones we love? what would we sacrifice to keep them close? and when does love stop being an act of connection and become an act of destruction?

in the end, cannibalistic love reminds us that intimacy is not without risk. to love is to hunger, to consume, and, sometimes, to destroy. it is a terrifying, beautiful, and profoundly human act—one that mirrors our darkest impulses and our deepest longing for connection.

perhaps that’s why we’re drawn to this metaphor, again and again. because in love, as in cannibalism, we find the ultimate paradox: the desire to be one with another, even if it means losing ourselves, and by an extension, our humility in the process.

my endermen headcanons (don't like if you're not going to reblog)

» choose your own knight.

"little miss baker" like things to script ‧⭑.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has flour on her cheeks .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker hums while kneading dough .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker writes secret recipes in a tiny notebook .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker wears the cutest pastel apron .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a special wooden spoon she swears is lucky .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always sneaks a taste of the batter .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker can tell cookies are done just by the smell .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker decorates cakes like an artist .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a collection of adorable cookie cutters .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker makes the kitchen warm and cozy .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves watching bread rise in the oven .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gives everyone homemade treats “just because" .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a tiny sprinkle obsession .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker bakes at midnight when she can’t sleep .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a fresh batch of something cooling on the counter .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker ties her apron in a perfect bow .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker leaves trails of powdered sugar wherever she goes.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a habit of doodling cupcake designs in her notebook .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a whisk in her hand, even when she doesn’t need it .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker makes the kitchen smell like cinnamon and vanilla.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker collects vintage recipe cards .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker talks to her dough while kneading it .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a special mug just for sipping tea while waiting for the oven timer .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker owns way too many cupcake liners in different colors .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gets flour in her hair and doesn’t even notice .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker knows exactly when to take brownies out for the perfect fudgy center .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker arranges her sprinkles in little glass jars .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has the cutest oven mitts with tiny hearts on them.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker insists that cookies taste better when shared .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves rainy days because they’re perfect for baking.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker twirls around the kitchen while waiting for dough to rise .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a rolling pin that’s been passed down for generations .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker can make perfect pie crust with her eyes closed .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gets excited over seasonal baking ingredients .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a jar of homemade jam on the counter.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker believes baking is the cure for any bad day .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a soft spot for baking mini versions of everything .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker somehow makes even messy baking look aesthetic .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker leaves cute little notes on her baked goods .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a tiny collection of pastel mixing bowls .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker names her sourdough starter something adorable .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker wears fluffy socks while baking for extra coziness .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker can crack eggs perfectly with one hand .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gasps dramatically when a cake comes out perfectly .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always does a little happy dance when she tastes something delicious .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a secret stash of chocolate chips for snacking .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker somehow always gets frosting on her nose .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker carefully ties ribbons around gift-wrapped cookies .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a candle that smells like vanilla bean burning .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker giggles when the dough poofs up in the oven .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker saves cute bakery boxes just in case .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a collection of whisks in every color .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker writes love letters in icing on cakes .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves the sound of a knife slicing through a perfectly crisp croissant.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker collects pretty teaspoons for stirring hot cocoa .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker believes measuring ingredients is optional (but somehow still gets it right) .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always gets flour on her sweater sleeves .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker believes midnight muffins taste better .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a cute little window herb garden for fresh ingredients .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves decorating cupcakes like tiny works of art .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gets a little teary-eyed when someone says her baking is the best they’ve ever had .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker secretly loves licking the cake batter spoon like a little kid .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a collection of handwritten recipes with little doodles on them.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker sets out a plate of cookies just because it makes the kitchen feel cozy .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker sprinkles everything with extra love (and maybe a little extra sugar).ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker thinks baking while it rains is peak cottagecore vibes .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always saves the first cookie for herself .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves the poof sound when opening a new bag of flour .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker wears a chef’s hat that’s just slightly too big .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always makes extra dough because she knows she’ll eat some .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker somehow gets cinnamon in places cinnamon shouldn’t be .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker talks to her cakes as they bake, just to make sure they turn out right.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker truly believes a warm cookie can fix anything .ᐟ

A list of some names for 13,022 Palestinian children who were killed by Israel in #Gaza in just 111 days.

If this is not genocide then what!!

pov u took larissa on a date and she drank too much wine and passed out immediately when u got home

i'm weak

the parasites... they're taking over...

i'm gonna start howling and whooping like a monkey