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random melissa schemmenti headcanons!

a/n: if you disagree pls be respectful i just wanna ramble about my gf

warnings: none

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she has little firetruck toys at her desk

i can't decide whether her coffee is 1 cream, 1 sugar or just black

ADHD

she loves disney movies but will never admit it

Rainbow Kitten Surprise, Chappell Roan, David Bowie, System Of A Down, Queen, and Kate Bush enthusiast!

she hums to herself while doing her silly little tasks

organizes her clothes by occasion, then colour

sticky notes so she doesn't forget stuff

knows how to do black hairstyles (you can fight me on this)

she blasts music in the car

calls > texts

baths > showers

she snores and is a really deep sleeper

wakes up early but she's still grumpy in the mornings

she loves online shopping

bisexual

she knits while she watches tv to keep her focused

she can play the guitar

i started doing yoga with her during the weekends to help with her joint pain

doesn't go to church every week but she does go with barbara sometimes

she can and will make you a playlist

highlights and annotates her books to make it easier for herself

has a tendency to overspend

she loves drive in movies

"nobody's got time for that???"

fav colours are pink, black, and green

christmas enthusiast

jacob accidentally called her "mom" once and she was chill with it

speaking of jacob, she's healing his mommy issues

her stims include; shaking fists, hand flapping, foot tapping, rocking, and humming specific melodies

when she gets in a silly mood she doesn't stop yapping. she will infodump for 3 hours about firetrucks or a reality show or legos or really any of her interests

she loves her wooden spoons and her special bowls

Play ideas for chronically ill, disabled, or otherwise bed bound/low energy littles

Hi all! I am chronically ill. I am not comfortable sharing my specific diagnosis, but I am more than okay with talking about disability in general. Everything below is based on my own personal experiences and activities I like to do while stuck in bed. Everyone's body and experiences are different. I may list some things that just aren't an option for you, and that's okay. You are more than welcome to add on to this post with activities you do too!

🐛 Open the curtains and cloud watch! I like to look for clouds that remind me of animals or characters and day dream a story about them. If the weather is nice, consider opening your window a little bit and letting some fresh air into your room.

🐦 Bird watch! I have a bird feeder outside my window that I painted myself from a kid's kit. There are also bird feeders that have suction cups that can be stuck right on your window. You can also make your own seed ornaments. You could pick yourself up a kids book or two on learning to identify birds.

🌷 Get a window planter. You may need someone's help to set one up, but once they are in place they are fairly easy to care for. I like pansies and marigolds because they remind me of childhood, and they are low maintenance and do well in containers.

📖 Audiobooks are great for middles who want to read chapter books. If you have a library card you can borrow tons of audiobook, ebooks, and comics through hoopla and Libby for free. There are some audiobooks for younger kiddo books, but honestly I think YouTube is better for that.

🖼️ Scrapbooks and journals! Being penpals with another little is also an option, but I do recommend using basic internet safety and common sense. (I don't think you should do this if you are under 18). You could always scan/take pictures of your letter and send it digitally to your penpal instead.

🛏️ If you spend a lot of time in bed, and have the money to do so, I really recommend getting items to make your time in bed more comfortable. Extra pillows, or even a reading pillow can be helpful. Lap desks or bed tables can give you space to color or set up play scenes with small toys.

🌟 You can also decorate the area around your bed to make it more child like! Fairy lights, glow in the dark stars, bed canopies, posters, and the like.

🪑 I have a floor chair I use for times I am playing outside of my bed. Being close to the floor helps me feel small, but not having back support hurts after a short while. I have an adjustable one that I can lay flat on the floor as a sleeping mat. Very helpful for the times when I need a quick nap after playtime.

🎨 Check the seasonal and kids sections at dollar stores and Five Below. I usually find fun craft kits that can keep me occupied for a bit for really cheap.

🧶 Do your own crafts! I like the knit and crochet. Some people can do them in bed, but I find it difficult to find a comfortable way to do that. However making friendship bracelets in bed works out pretty well. They make great gifts, even for non little friends. Or you could make matching ones for you and your CG or favorite plushie!

🪀 Make your own sensory bin! You can find tons of tutorials and ideas online. Bonus is you can get most of the items you would use at the dollar store. There are tons of other DIY sensory toys you can make as well if you look around. Glitter/shaker bottles are pretty popular too.

🐇 Cuddle with your stuffed animals. Tell them stories. Play pretend. Read to them. They will appreciate all of it.

🎮 If you have an old 3DS stuffed away in a drawer somewhere, pull it back out. 3DS are fairly easy to install homebrew and there are toooons of kiddo friendly games you could get (check 3ds.hacks.guide for this, do not follow tutorials on YouTube or random websites as they very well could be outdated)

💊 Decorate your medicine organizers with stickers. If you use mobility aids you can decorate them as well! Fake flowers are great for decorating mobility aids and there are tons of ideas you can find online.

🍼 I have stomach problems that makes it hard for me to eat enough. I often drink Ensure to make sure I am getting enough calories/nutrients. I get the strawberry flavor and sometimes put it in my sippy cup and pretend it is strawberry milk 😋

😴 If you need rest, rest! You deserve to get as much sleep as your body needs. Babies and toddlers take naps all the time! Trying to just exist with chronic health issues is difficult enough. You don't need to push yourself.

Wdym we could have seen 4min of Kathryn giving birth to Nicky?? The crystal around the umbilical cord? We lost so bad

UNIQUE HOBBY IDEAS TO SCRIPT ٠ ࣪⭑

(inspired by @deminetly <3)

ART & DESIGN:

Textile sculpting – Shaping fabric and fibers into intricate art pieces.

Making artisanal perfume – Experimenting with essential oils and rare scents.

Cyanotype printing – Creating blue-tinted prints with sunlight and special chemicals.

Hand-painted book edges – Adding hidden designs to the sides of books.

Architectural sketching – Drawing detailed blueprints of imaginary or real places.

Reverse glass painting – Painting images on the backside of clear glass panels.

Making mini dioramas – Crafting tiny, realistic scenes in boxes or jars.

Creating art with unconventional materials – Coffee stains, pressed flowers, or even rust.

Wax seal crafting – Designing and making custom wax seals for letters.

Weaving tapestries – Using a loom to create textile wall art.

Handmade paper-making – Recycling scraps to craft textured, unique paper.

SPORTS & MOVEMENT:

Aerial hoop (Lyra) – Performing acrobatics on a suspended steel ring.

Extreme pogo-sticking – High jumps, flips, and tricks on a pogo stick.

Sandboarding – Surfing down dunes in the desert.

Equestrian vaulting – Gymnastics and dance moves performed on a moving horse.

Ice sailing – Gliding across frozen lakes with a sail-equipped sled.

Underwater hockey – Playing a sport with a weighted puck at the bottom of a pool.

Capoeira – A blend of martial arts, dance, and acrobatics with Brazilian origins.

Jump rope tricks – Learning advanced freestyle or double Dutch techniques.

Parkour with wheelchairs – An adaptive and extreme sport variation.

Rock balancing – Stacking stones into gravity-defying formations.

Slingshot shooting – Precision aiming with handmade slingshots.

MUSIC & SOUND:

Sound design – Creating custom sounds for games or movies.

Synthesizer programming – Tweaking electronic sounds with analog or digital synths.

Composing soundscapes – Designing immersive ambient music inspired by nature or emotions.

Learning overtone singing – Producing two vocal notes at once.

Sampling old vinyl records – Finding unique loops and beats for music production.

Conducting – Studying orchestral directing and leading musical performances.

Building DIY instruments – Creating unique sounds with handmade tools.

Music visualizations – Designing interactive graphics that react to sound.

Throat singing – Practicing Tuvan or Mongolian singing techniques.

TECH & STRATEGY:

Glitch art creation – Manipulating digital images into trippy visuals.

3D printing miniatures – Designing and printing tiny sculptures or models.

Algorithmic art – Generating visuals using coding and AI.

DIY prosthetics – Learning how to create custom limb enhancements.

Rube Goldberg machines – Designing absurdly complex chain-reaction machines.

Building battle robots – Engineering small, remote-controlled combat machines.

Soldering & circuit building – Creating tech-based DIY projects.

Urban survival skills – Learning how to live off the grid in a city.

Brainwave hacking – Experimenting with binaural beats and neurofeedback.

Playing ARGs (Alternate Reality Games) – Solving mystery games that blend real life with fiction.

NATURE & OUTDOORS:

Foraging & wildcrafting – Finding edible plants and making herbal remedies.

Cave exploration (spelunking) – Navigating through underground tunnels.

Mushroom cultivation – Growing rare and exotic fungi.

Aquascaping – Designing mini underwater landscapes in aquariums.

Bee-keeping for urban areas – Raising pollinators in city environments.

Tree shaping (Arborsculpture) – Training trees to grow into artistic designs.

Tidepool exploration – Studying the tiny creatures left behind by ocean tides.

Fire-making with primitive tools – Learning ancient survival techniques.

Creating miniature greenhouses – Designing tiny glass ecosystems.

Meteorite collecting – Searching for and identifying fallen space rocks.

MIND & STRATEGY:

Lucid dreaming training – Learning how to control your dreams.

Deciphering ancient scripts – Studying and attempting to read extinct languages.

Memory palaces – Training your brain to store and recall vast amounts of information.

Speedcubing – Solving Rubik’s cubes and other puzzles in record time.

Origami tessellations – Advanced geometric folding patterns.

Cryptography – Learning to encode and decode secret messages.

Art of persuasion (Rhetoric) – Mastering the craft of convincing others.

Studying microexpressions – Understanding unspoken emotions through facial movements.

Learning uncommon board games – Mastering strategy-heavy games like Go or Shogi.

Shadowgraphy (hand shadow puppetry) – Creating elaborate shapes using only hands and light.

MISCELLANEOUS & FUN:

Faux stained glass making – Using resin or colored glue to create window art.

Bookbinding – Crafting and restoring old books by hand.

Designing labyrinths & mazes – Drawing or physically building intricate pathways.

Taxidermy art – Preserving and artistically displaying specimens.

Guerilla art installations – Secretly placing meaningful art in public spaces.

Mechanical puzzle design – Creating mind-bending, interlocking objects.

Marionette puppetry – Crafting and performing with handcrafted puppets.

Underwater basket weaving – Yes, it’s real and requires immense skill.

Historical reenactments – Dressing and acting as figures from the past.

Creating custom tarot decks – Designing personalized cards with unique meanings.

Hosting secret dinner parties – Themed, invite-only underground gatherings.

Tattoo machine building – Constructing professional-grade tattoo guns.

Dumpster diving for art materials – Repurposing found objects into creative pieces.

Experimental baking – Making desserts with unconventional ingredients or methods.

Practicing hand lettering – Designing artistic and aesthetic text styles.

Melissa right after turning Gary down... Her face, and her little hands :(

A list of some names for 13,022 Palestinian children who were killed by Israel in #Gaza in just 111 days.

If this is not genocide then what!!

I wanna tie her up and take her so bad my switch go rahhhhh when I see her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"B★BY YOU'RE THE B★DDEST GIRL" ⸝⸝ ...Beauty things to script

full credit & inspiration goes to @saisiprincessa <3

BITCH, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Who gave me the right to be this damn pussy-clenching, soul-snatching, mind-warping gorgeous?! Like, be so for real right now. Every single inch of me? Immaculate. It’s almost unfair how I walk into a room and immediately become the center of the universe. Like, sorry babe, I can’t help that I’m the main event.

You don’t look at me, you worship me. I AM THE DREAM. I am beauty, brains, body, power, seduction, and mystery all packed into one flawless package. If they dared to make a mold of me, they’d have to destroy it on the spot—it would be a pitiful insult to my unparalleled PERFECTION, which simply cannot be replicated.

And don’t get me started on the way people fold for me. I say jump, they ask how high. I smile, and they lose all common sense. One look? They’re hooked. One touch? It’s over. I could ruin lives if I wanted to—and let’s be real, I probably have. Not my fault they can’t handle all this.

I move like royalty ‘cause I am royalty. My presence alone is a gift. I don’t lift a finger—things just happen for me. VIP treatment? Automatic. First-class everything? Of course. Doors open, drinks appear, bills get paid. Just for existing. Just for being me.

I step outside, and men fumble their words. Women try not to stare too hard. People make workouts to look like me. Doctors get requests for my features. My name is whispered in rooms I haven’t even stepped foot in. People see me and IMMEDIATELY feel insecure—it’s not my fault, babe, blame genetics.

I am THE blueprint. THE standard. You can't strive to be exactly like me. My body is what Instagram models are trying (and failing) to achieve. My face is what FaceTune was created for. My energy? Unmatched. My aura? Untouchable. My confidence? So loud it makes people shake.

As soon as I grace a room with my presence, eyes lock, mouths drop, and suddenly everybody forgets what they were doing. I make people nervous without even trying. Just a glance, a smirk, the flick of my wrist, and boom—somebody’s in love.

I wake up flawless, go to sleep iconic. I don’t need filters, angles, or good lighting—baby, I am the moment. Every photo? A masterpiece. Every mirror? A love letter to myself. I could roll out of bed and still look better than half these girls on their best day.

And these other girls? They stay pressed. They act like they don’t see me, but I know they do. They talk, they stalk, they try—but let’s be clear, there’s only one me. I’m the blueprint, the one they measure themselves against.

Don't think I don't notice the girls who study me like I’m a whole syllabus, trying to decode the formula. But there isn't a blueprint for this—either you got it, or you don’t. And I got it.

And these men? These women? Losing their minds tryna be in my presence. I could sneeze, and somebody would cash app me just for existing. From bags to jewelry to whole-ass cars, they offer before I even ask. Billionaire sons? CEOs? Athletes? Begging. They know a once-in-a-lifetime when they see one.

Jealousy? Oh, it’s there. But I don’t compete, I dominate. The envy, the whispers, the imitation—it doesn't faze me. They can watch, they can study, but they can’t be me. I’m the prototype, the standard, the one they all wanna be but can’t touch.

This ain’t regular pretty. This is war-starting, history-making, legend-building beauty. The kinda face that gets songs written, statues built, kingdoms lost. Pretty privilege? Nah. Pretty power.

Other girls break their necks trying to figure out how it’s even possible for one woman to serve this much face, body, and energy. But let me tell you something, sweetie, when you’re me, you move differently. People might lose their minds over me, but my security is tighter than a vault—mentally, physically, spiritually, all that. You can’t touch me, even if you wanted to. The jealousy? Cute. The obsession? Predictable. But it never phases me. "The universe knows better than to let anyone try me, because when you’re this blessed, nothing bad can even get close. Call it divine protection or just the power of being that girl, but either way? I’m untouchable.

"Everybody wanna know me. Wanna be me. Wanna please me. They hold doors, pull out chairs, throw money just to get a second of my time. Even the haters can’t help but admire. They talk & they watch but they still losing. ‘Cause you can copy the outfit, the pose, the walk—but you can’t copy me.

I leave ‘em speechless, stuck, obsessed, weak-in-knees. "I got exes still crying, still checking my page, still hoping I look their way again. Love, I don’t double back, I level up. And these new ones? Willing to risk it all—careers, relationships, sanity—just for the chance to say my name.

You think I’m exaggerating? Ask your man why he’s been quiet. Ask your girl why she suddenly wanna switch teams. It’s me, bitch. IT’S ALWAYS ME. And if that’s annoying?? GOOD. BECAUSE A BITCH THIS PERFECT DESERVES TO BE LOUD ABOUT IT.

Ok but picture this, Agatha goes on a life death?changing field trip with Billy. Probably they find Tommy and Wanda, and Wanda restores Agatha’s body since she kind of saved both her kids.

Rio expects Agatha to run as soon as her feet physically hit solid ground again, but she just…doesn’t. Like Rio shows up and is all, “what’s it going to be? Where are you going to run this time coward???”

And Agatha just looks at her, looks around, looks at her and is like, “did I not tell you to fix my damn yard?”

Rio is stunned. Like of all the responses. And Agatha is being (mostly) serious. She clearly expects Death (capital D) to do her damn landscaping. And before Rio can figure out how to react, Agatha is like, “that includes my door and sink. Who tf throws the actual kitchen sink at someone. It’s supposed to be a figure of speech, you overgrown hipster!” And just throws her hands in the air and starts towards the house. Rio is so flabbergasted that she just leaves for a bit. But not before fixing the door. Every time she comes back she expects Agatha to be gone, but nope, there she is, inexplicably hanging out in New Jersey. Sometimes she’s teaching the boys. Sometimes she and Wanda are having philosophical arguments (aka she’s also teaching Wanda but neither is willing to admit it. Rio refuses to leave until Wanda does on those occasions.)

Occasionally she takes trips to other places for various reasons. She nails a note to the door specifically for Rio with detailed instructions for Señor Scratchy and a plea to leave her damn azaleas alone. (Rio does not, and Agatha often comes home to a well fed bunny and man-eating flowers. How one makes azaleas man-eating is anyone’s guess, but Agatha’s money is on semi-divine spite.) Every time she returns to find Rio sulking on the porch. Which is odd because sometimes she has to rush out of the house to get in position. Like Agatha has started to walk up her driveway and seen Rio fling herself out the door and onto the front steps to glare at her. (Señor is a very relaxing bunny and sometimes Rio loses track of time ok.) Neither of them discuss this beyond Agatha rolling her eyes and inviting her back in for a drink or dinner or what have you.

This continues for a truly obnoxious amount of time until Rio finally decides that Agatha is done hiding from her and decides to become the biggest nuisance in existence. Agatha is always annoyed but she never sends Rio away. The worst she does is bitch and moan, and occasionally throw something at her ex-maybe current-wife. If she’s doing something truly important, or, more often, if it looks like Rio is thinking a little too hard about murdering the twins, she’ll tell her to go play somewhere else for a bit. Rio always snarls and growls but she usually heads off for a couple of days. The problem is almost always that she’s either bored or stressed. She always finds herself back in Westview to annoy Agatha eventually. (Sometimes if she’s in a very good mood, Rio will help with the twins’ lessons. But don’t tell anyone.)

Eventually they settle into what everyone else can tell is a relationship, but which they both firmly deny is anything more than a convent arrangement. They make this everyone’s problem, in true agathario fashion, but no one seems to really mind.

Idk, just something I have rattling around in my head.