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Agatha Harkness Having a Crush on You (Headcanons)

A/N: Requested by no one, I love this hoe so I’m doing it

*✧･ﾟListen Agatha is by no means tame when she has a crush

*✧･ﾟ Like most people would get all tongue tied, but this bitch is bold 

*✧･ﾟIt starts out as her being really curious about you, but she can’t quite put her finger on why you stand out so much to her 

*✧･ﾟ The moment she realizes that she has a crush on you, it is absolutely over for everyone 

*✧･ﾟYou lived in Westview without even realizing she existed and then one day, boom you can’t get rid of this crazy bitch

*✧･ﾟshe’ll stop you in town just to give you a wide smile and an earful of conversation

*✧･ﾟ She’s always super touchy with you, and grabs your arms or your waist when she’s speaking with you

*✧･ﾟAgatha is always enthusiastic as fuck when she speaks to you too like 

*✧･ﾟ “Y/N! Honey, you look stunning! I thought I was the best looking woman in this town, but you’re quite the competition!”

*✧･ﾟ If anyone in town so much as looks at you, she finds a way to interject if she’s around and makes sure to take up space so you pay attention to her instead

*✧･ﾟShe is always in your house and you have no idea how she does it 

*✧･ﾟ But you don’t necessarily mind considering you secretly love her company even if it might be a little… non-traditional

*✧･ﾟ always bringing you things

*✧･ﾟfood, presents, clothes, her rabbit, etc

*✧･ﾟshe’ll just start helping you around the house without you even asking her 

*✧･ﾟ Better yet, you come home to fully cooked dinners as a surprise

*✧･ﾟ The closer you two get, the more impatient she is

*✧･ﾟLike the second you start flirting back she knows it’s game over and that she has to make a move

*✧･ﾟShe’d probably tell you when you least expect it, like when she’s dropping something off or if she sees you out on the street

*✧･ﾟshe’d say something like “Listen, sugar. You’re single, and I’m clearly available-”

*✧･ﾟ you’d ask “What about Ralph?”

*✧･ﾟ in which she’d respond, “Who? Oh him… Yeah… Anyway, you’re single, and I’m clearly available so why don’t we get this show on the road, hm?”

*✧･ﾟYou’d ask, “Agnes, what are you talking about?”

*✧･ﾟ“I’m asking you on a date, Y/N. You and me, the whole shabang. What do you say, cutie?”

*✧･ﾟdoesn’t even acknowledge her fake husband bc she’s so infatuated with you

*✧･ﾟ fuck ralph lives ig

*✧･ﾟ but of course you accept and she’s all giddy and cryptic about it

*✧･ﾟ “Great! See you tonight, hun!” and then prepares to give you the date of a LIFETIME

*✧･ﾟ like fr get ready bitch bc she’s gonna go all out whether you like it or not

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Is it okay if you do Marvel DR visuals? this is also oddly specific, but if you have the time, maybe like just having escaped the red room + new in the avengers, thank you!! I love ur posts<3

Avengers Visuals

I hope this is somewhat accurate cause tbh I never watched Avengers🧍‍♀️💀

Luke 2 - retold version

The Birth of Jesus

At that time, the Roman Emperor Caesar Augustus issued a decree that everyone in the empire must be registered in a census. This meant that each person had to travel to their ancestral hometown.

Joseph, a descendant of King David, lived in Nazareth in Galilee. He went to Bethlehem, David’s hometown, with Mary, who was engaged to him and expecting a child.

While they were there, the time came for Mary to give birth. She gave birth to her firstborn son, wrapped him in strips of cloth, and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn.

The Shepherds and the Angels

That night, some shepherds were staying out in the fields nearby, watching over their flocks. Suddenly, an angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone all around them. The shepherds were terrified, but the angel said, “Don’t be afraid! I bring you good news that will bring great joy to all people. Today, in Bethlehem, a Savior has been born. He is the Messiah, the Lord. You will find him wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

Then, a vast host of angels appeared, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest, and peace on earth to those with whom God is pleased.”

When the angels returned to heaven, the shepherds said, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened!” They hurried to the village and found Mary and Joseph, with the baby lying in the manger.

After seeing him, the shepherds told everyone what the angel had said about this child. All who heard their story were amazed. Mary treasured these things in her heart and thought about them often. The shepherds went back to their fields, praising God for everything they had seen and heard.

Jesus Presented at the Temple

Eight days later, the baby was circumcised and officially named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived.

When the time came for Mary and Joseph to follow the purification laws, they brought Jesus to the temple in Jerusalem to dedicate him to the Lord, as the Law of Moses required. They offered a sacrifice of two doves or pigeons, which was the customary offering for those who couldn’t afford a lamb.

At the temple, there was a man named Simeon. He was righteous and devout, eagerly waiting for the Messiah to come and rescue Israel. The Holy Spirit had revealed to him that he wouldn’t die before seeing the Lord’s Messiah.

Moved by the Spirit, Simeon went to the temple. When Mary and Joseph brought Jesus to be dedicated, Simeon took the baby in his arms and praised God:

“Lord, now I can die in peace,

as You have promised.

I have seen Your salvation,

prepared for all people—

a light to reveal You to the nations,

and the glory of Your people Israel.”

Mary and Joseph were amazed at what Simeon said. Then Simeon blessed them and told Mary, “This child is destined to cause many in Israel to rise and fall. He will be a sign from God, but many will oppose him. And a sword will pierce your own soul, too.”

There was also a prophetess named Anna, an elderly widow who lived in the temple and worshiped God with fasting and prayer day and night. When she saw Jesus, she gave thanks to God and spoke about him to everyone waiting for the redemption of Jerusalem.

Jesus Returns to Nazareth

When Mary and Joseph had done everything required by God’s law, they returned to Nazareth in Galilee. Jesus grew up healthy and strong, filled with wisdom, and God’s favor was upon him.

The Boy Jesus in the Temple

Every year, Jesus’ parents traveled to Jerusalem for the Passover Festival. When Jesus was twelve years old, they went as usual. After the festival ended, they started their journey home, but Jesus stayed behind in Jerusalem without them realizing it.

Assuming he was with the group, they traveled for a day before they began looking for him among their relatives and friends. When they couldn’t find him, they returned to Jerusalem to search for him.

After three days, they found him in the temple, sitting among the teachers, listening to them, and asking questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and answers.

When Mary and Joseph saw him, they were astonished. Mary said, “Son, why have you done this to us? Your father and I have been frantic, searching for you everywhere!”

Jesus replied, “Why were you searching for me? Didn’t you know I must be in my Father’s house?” But they didn’t fully understand what he meant.

Jesus returned to Nazareth with them and was obedient to them. Mary treasured all these things in her heart.

Jesus grew in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and people.

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She would see your lingering presence in everything. Her daily newspaper would bring back memories of you trying to understand what was written with your very basic knowledge of Russian. It warmed Zelda’s heart to hear your rough and often incorrect translations. She no longer enjoys sitting by the fire because she doesn’t have you leaning against her whilst reading a herbalism book. You were an avid reader, often researching rituals or learning about different incantations.

However she no longer enjoyed these little moments in her day, they were duller now that you were gone. Zelda smiles less, your laugh no longer echoes in the parlour. She has become withdrawn and icy again, your presence no longer softening her steely features, breaking down the walls that guard her heart so well. She would never admit to her broken heart but Hilda saw it in her eyes. She was haunted by your ghost.

Lithario AU

Notoriously rival pirate captains Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal find themselves in the midst of a feud over the attention of a captivatingly beautiful mermaid, Lilia Calderu.

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Scenes of The fall of the House of Usher that I'm a little bit obsessed with :

Obviously. The one where Madeline and Verna kiss (nobody is surprised) because it's less than 1 minute long, it's never mentionned afterwards and yet it makes every scene they have together much more interesting (+ 2 girlkissers confirmed, that's a win !).

When Roderick watches corpses rain from the sky ??? That was so powerful wtf it carried a sense of sheer dread and anguish that I can't stop thinking about.

Tamerlane's death. Idk why it stuck with me so much, aside from the fact that it was Samantha Sloyan, it was beautifully filmed, and the fucking spasm at the end !!!! It was so fucking pathetic and sad, Tammy my sweet little girlfailure !

Victorine's whole going crazy thing. I love the Tell-Tale Heart but making it about lesbians ??? Oh mike the man that you are !!

The acid rain. Obviously. And when Verna kisses the melted body and there's a bit of flesh that sticks to her.... this was disgusting I want more !

When Roderick is alone with the Raven after finding out Lenore died. Very powerful + great climax and use of the poem !

The conversation between Juno and Tammy, it was one of the rare actually sweet scenes of the show, i'm glad Juno made it out alive !! And ruth codd's comedic talent is absolutely priceless !!

When Roderick tells Auggie to turn around because his dead mother is standing behind him. I laughed so hard. I feel like this was a meta-reference to Flanagan's habit of having ghosts just standing there in the background and never interacting with the characters and I absolutely LOST IT when she turned around like "nevermind".

Feel free to add your fav scenes because I probably forgot some of them !!