Lithario AU

Agatha Harkness Having a Crush on You (Headcanons)

A/N: Requested by no one, I love this hoe so I’m doing it

*✧･ﾟListen Agatha is by no means tame when she has a crush

*✧･ﾟ Like most people would get all tongue tied, but this bitch is bold 

*✧･ﾟIt starts out as her being really curious about you, but she can’t quite put her finger on why you stand out so much to her 

*✧･ﾟ The moment she realizes that she has a crush on you, it is absolutely over for everyone 

*✧･ﾟYou lived in Westview without even realizing she existed and then one day, boom you can’t get rid of this crazy bitch

*✧･ﾟshe’ll stop you in town just to give you a wide smile and an earful of conversation

*✧･ﾟ She’s always super touchy with you, and grabs your arms or your waist when she’s speaking with you

*✧･ﾟAgatha is always enthusiastic as fuck when she speaks to you too like 

*✧･ﾟ “Y/N! Honey, you look stunning! I thought I was the best looking woman in this town, but you’re quite the competition!”

*✧･ﾟ If anyone in town so much as looks at you, she finds a way to interject if she’s around and makes sure to take up space so you pay attention to her instead

*✧･ﾟShe is always in your house and you have no idea how she does it 

*✧･ﾟ But you don’t necessarily mind considering you secretly love her company even if it might be a little… non-traditional

*✧･ﾟ always bringing you things

*✧･ﾟfood, presents, clothes, her rabbit, etc

*✧･ﾟshe’ll just start helping you around the house without you even asking her 

*✧･ﾟ Better yet, you come home to fully cooked dinners as a surprise

*✧･ﾟ The closer you two get, the more impatient she is

*✧･ﾟLike the second you start flirting back she knows it’s game over and that she has to make a move

*✧･ﾟShe’d probably tell you when you least expect it, like when she’s dropping something off or if she sees you out on the street

*✧･ﾟshe’d say something like “Listen, sugar. You’re single, and I’m clearly available-”

*✧･ﾟ you’d ask “What about Ralph?”

*✧･ﾟ in which she’d respond, “Who? Oh him… Yeah… Anyway, you’re single, and I’m clearly available so why don’t we get this show on the road, hm?”

*✧･ﾟYou’d ask, “Agnes, what are you talking about?”

*✧･ﾟ“I’m asking you on a date, Y/N. You and me, the whole shabang. What do you say, cutie?”

*✧･ﾟdoesn’t even acknowledge her fake husband bc she’s so infatuated with you

*✧･ﾟ fuck ralph lives ig

*✧･ﾟ but of course you accept and she’s all giddy and cryptic about it

*✧･ﾟ “Great! See you tonight, hun!” and then prepares to give you the date of a LIFETIME

*✧･ﾟ like fr get ready bitch bc she’s gonna go all out whether you like it or not

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Donation campaigns - May 21

Below are vetted campaigns I have come across today and compiled into one list to make it easier for us to generate the best possible impact.

Hamada announced he had a baby today!! Help him and his wife and newborn son stay safe

Firas is trying to save his family including his 10 month old son

Mohamed's family campaign is super low on funds

Help the Bardaweel family (low on funds)

Support Tahseen and his family (low on funds)

The Hilles family campaign is very low on funds

Help Ezz evacuate his family of 6

Auction to help a Gaza family cover medical bills

Help get Basel's family out to safety

The Ziara family need our urgent help

Help fund an eSIM!

Help Basel's children

Match Ibtisam's donation to help Mohamed

Hani needs our help

Help Mohamed continue his education

Save little Yousif

Support Ruba's family campaign

Wdym only 3 of them survived and they don’t still talk??? ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Anyways coven sleepover!

madeline usher having to listen to men talk is a mood

face card face bank face economy

rio so funny to me bcs shes so kitty. getting more annoying when she gets ignored. always pawing at agatha. hissing at strangers. definitely knocks shit off tables for attention. staring at the wall for 3 hours unblinking making u think she Knows something u don’t…. licks agatha to heal her wounds. Which is basically bathing. Outdoor cat behavior when she vanishes for a week and makes u think shes dead and then shows up yowling at 3am. Sad animal guy who loves his wife😞

Cosmic manipulation - ability list

Cosmic manipulation is the ability to harness and control the forces of the universe, such as stars, planets, gravity, and cosmic energy. It allows the wielder to bend the cosmos to their will, shaping celestial phenomena, summoning stardust, or creating vast cosmic explosions.

Cosmic manipulation - The user can create, shape, absorb and manipulate cosmic forces and energies to produce nearly any effect they desire.

Cosmic attacks - The user can use cosmic energy to attacks of various shapes and intensities, either projected, used as a part of melee attacks.

Cosmic generation - The user can generate cosmic energy/substances, allowing for constructs, attacks, etc.

Cosmic constructs - The user can turn cosmic energy/substances into different forms and objects of varying detail and permanence, ranging from simple shapes and images, to individual elements, substances and materials.

Cosmic constructs - The user can turn cosmic energy into different forms and objects of varying detail and permanence, ranging from simple shapes and images, to individual elements, substances and materials.

Cosmic elements manipulation - User can create, shape, summon and manipulate cosmic elements, like fire from the stars, water and air from comets

Cosmic solidification - The user can solidify cosmic substances, with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond.

Cosmic empowerment - Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by cosmic forces, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers.

Physics manipulation - The user can create, shape, and manipulate the Laws of Physics, everything dealing with matter and its motion and behavior through space and time.

Cosmic conversion - The user can absorb cosmic energy and convert it to other forms.

Gravity manipulation

Aliases I Visuals | Masterlist

This was such a pain in the ass to post, I needed to redo it at least 15 because it kept bugging

nO! i am NOT going to SHUT UP about SITTING in between MELISSA'S LEGS on the FLOOR in the LIVING ROOM while she BRAIDS my HAIR (we are doing box braids we gon be here for a while) and we watch MOVIES and we take BREAKS to KISS.

NEVER EVER EVER GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT. I'M GOING TO ALWAYS BRING IT UP. FOREVER.

Melissa right after turning Gary down... Her face, and her little hands :(