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Imagine, the whole coven still alive and actually being protective of Rio when they're out and about and she's being quirky in the real world and people in public say shit or look at her weird and then the entire Coven of Chaos simultaneously starts insulting people all at once and no one can make out what they're shouting over each other at the same time and Lady fucking Death just smiles "innocently" (but also thankfully) behind them even though she could totally handle her own

random melissa schemmenti headcanons!

a/n: if you disagree pls be respectful i just wanna ramble about my gf

warnings: none

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she has little firetruck toys at her desk

i can't decide whether her coffee is 1 cream, 1 sugar or just black

ADHD

she loves disney movies but will never admit it

Rainbow Kitten Surprise, Chappell Roan, David Bowie, System Of A Down, Queen, and Kate Bush enthusiast!

she hums to herself while doing her silly little tasks

organizes her clothes by occasion, then colour

sticky notes so she doesn't forget stuff

knows how to do black hairstyles (you can fight me on this)

she blasts music in the car

calls > texts

baths > showers

she snores and is a really deep sleeper

wakes up early but she's still grumpy in the mornings

she loves online shopping

bisexual

she knits while she watches tv to keep her focused

she can play the guitar

i started doing yoga with her during the weekends to help with her joint pain

doesn't go to church every week but she does go with barbara sometimes

she can and will make you a playlist

highlights and annotates her books to make it easier for herself

has a tendency to overspend

she loves drive in movies

"nobody's got time for that???"

fav colours are pink, black, and green

christmas enthusiast

jacob accidentally called her "mom" once and she was chill with it

speaking of jacob, she's healing his mommy issues

her stims include; shaking fists, hand flapping, foot tapping, rocking, and humming specific melodies

when she gets in a silly mood she doesn't stop yapping. she will infodump for 3 hours about firetrucks or a reality show or legos or really any of her interests

she loves her wooden spoons and her special bowls

Bad habits

if i had found shiftblr first instead of shiftok, my life would be 1000000000000000000000%%% better and my traumatized ass from shiftok would be sooooooooo gratefull

I HATE U SHIFTOK

Scenes of The fall of the House of Usher that I'm a little bit obsessed with :

Obviously. The one where Madeline and Verna kiss (nobody is surprised) because it's less than 1 minute long, it's never mentionned afterwards and yet it makes every scene they have together much more interesting (+ 2 girlkissers confirmed, that's a win !).

When Roderick watches corpses rain from the sky ??? That was so powerful wtf it carried a sense of sheer dread and anguish that I can't stop thinking about.

Tamerlane's death. Idk why it stuck with me so much, aside from the fact that it was Samantha Sloyan, it was beautifully filmed, and the fucking spasm at the end !!!! It was so fucking pathetic and sad, Tammy my sweet little girlfailure !

Victorine's whole going crazy thing. I love the Tell-Tale Heart but making it about lesbians ??? Oh mike the man that you are !!

The acid rain. Obviously. And when Verna kisses the melted body and there's a bit of flesh that sticks to her.... this was disgusting I want more !

When Roderick is alone with the Raven after finding out Lenore died. Very powerful + great climax and use of the poem !

The conversation between Juno and Tammy, it was one of the rare actually sweet scenes of the show, i'm glad Juno made it out alive !! And ruth codd's comedic talent is absolutely priceless !!

When Roderick tells Auggie to turn around because his dead mother is standing behind him. I laughed so hard. I feel like this was a meta-reference to Flanagan's habit of having ghosts just standing there in the background and never interacting with the characters and I absolutely LOST IT when she turned around like "nevermind".

Feel free to add your fav scenes because I probably forgot some of them !!

I was talking to somebody about how Agatha came about having Nicholas. His last name is Scratch, so maybe he did have a father who was initially involved in his life, but I'm pretty sure Agatha and Rio were in an established relationship by the time he came into their lives. Maybe they had a deal with a gay male couple and used a "donation" in exchange of the name being passed down. Maybe Agatha straight up stole a baby idk.

But I like the thought of Rio coming home one day, carrying an infant in her arms, a flabbergasted look on her face. Agatha asks (only somewhat jokingly) if she brought home dinner. She peers down at this fresh-out-the-oven infant in her wife's arms. The kid is kinda cute.

Rio tells her that there was a teenage girl, a witch, who'd gotten pregnant. She told nobody about it, ashamed of herself, and then went out in the middle of the woods to give birth, where nobody could see her, hoping to put it all behind her, including the baby.

Agatha's heart aches at that, looking down at the abandoned newborn. She asks if she belonged to a coven, but Rio shrugs and says, "not anymore. She's dead. Died from hard labor. The fact that this little one survived is a miracle." She looks down at the baby and he lets out a little noise, content in her arms.

"Did you reap her?" Agatha asks, still looking at this child. His eyes are half-lidded, but she can see some murky blue. He's a handsome little guy.

Rio nods. "She was pretty talkative, too," she says. "Begging forgiveness for her sins, for me to take her son, for me to bring him somewhere safe."

"And you brought him here?" Agatha snorts, as if it's ridiculous.

"I couldn't imagine a safer place," Rio responds, honestly. "I mean, I could just have left him out there to die in the woods, but I hate ferrying young souls; they have no good stories to tell."

Agatha snorts at that. "Well how are we going to keep him alive?" She asks, taking him gently from Rio's arms and cradling him against her chest. "What do babies even eat?"

"Milk," Rio says, eyeing Agatha's chest.

"These are empty," Agatha says, turning away. "And they shall stay that way. Go get him some goat's milk or something. And STOP looking at me like that."

Rio's gaze is hungry, her tongue slipping out to wet her lips.

"Cariña," Agatha says, using the pet name sure to get Rio's attention. It is, after all, one of, like, twenty spanish words she's been taught. The others are not appropriate in this situation. "Go get the baby something to eat, lest you WILL be ferrying him into the next life before long."

Rio rolls her eyes and disappears with a snap. She comes back a few moments later with a bottle full of milk. Agatha is impressed.

"That was quick."

"Our neighbors have a newborn who won't breastfeed. We should have a steady supply for a while."

"Mamí is a thief, isn't she, Nicky?"

Rio's face flushes. "Mamí?" She asks. "Nicky?"

Agatha flushes next. "Oh, right. Sorry. I should have asked. We never spoke of..." She looks down at the baby, who is suckling greedily at the bottle of milk. "We never discussed children, but I...well, as long as we have him." She shrugs, flushing more as Rio studies her. Then a smile spreads over Rio's face.

"Okay," she says, "I'm Mamí. Are you...Mama?"

Agatha shrugs. "We'll see how I do. I didn't exactly have the best role model when it came to mothering."

"You will be ten times the mother Evanora ever was," Rio huffs, spitting on her mother-in-law's name.

"Ten times zero is still zero," Agatha retorts.

"Math?!?" Rio gasps, exaggeratedly, "Methinks you a witch, madam!"

Agatha cackles as she brings their son to the couch, sitting carefully so as not to jostle his meal and cause him to choke.

"My wife is even witchier than I," she says, smiling up at Rio as she follows. Rio sits next to her and puts her arm around Agatha's shoulders and looks down at the baby in her arms.

"Why Nicky?" Rio asks after a long moment of just staring at this little being.

"After my father, Nicholas," Agatha explains. "If he even existed at all."

Rio furrows her brow at that and Agatha shrugs. "Mother said he died before I was born. She said it was because he was weak. I think he just couldn't stand living with her, anymore. She refused to give me his last name, too, so I became another Harkness. How fortunate for me."

"Very," Rio snorts. "You never spoke of your father."

"You never asked, Agatha points out, then sighs. "As far as I know, he never even existed. Mother didn't speak of him until I was nearly grown. Always about how my father would be so ashamed of me, how he would have killed me eons ago, about how I was weak, just like him." She gave Rio a sad smile. "At that point, I knew I couldn't trust her word, so I imagined my father as a sweet, romantic man. One who courted my mother with flowers and handmade jewelry. He was strong, physically, bringing her wood for the fire and good cuts of meat to keep her nourished. Why he loved my crone of a mother, I'll never understand, but I hope that he loved me. Even though we never met."

"I could find out for you," Rio offered. "Shouldn't take long."

Agatha smiled lovingly at her and leaned in to kiss her lips, sweetly, before pulling back.

"Some things," she says, "are just better left to the imagination. You know?"

Rio nods. "Okay," she says, quietly, clearing her throat. "So how about his last name then? Harkness or Vidal? Both? Vidarkness?" She waggles her eyebrows. "Sounds very...witchy."

Agatha laughs, a deep gutteral sound, but not meanly. She reaches for Rio's hand and brings it to her lips, kissing her fingers.

"Scratch," she says, "like my father. Nicholas Scratch."

"Good, strong name," Rio agrees, leaning forward to press her forehead against Agatha's. "Nicholas Scratch. Nicky." She turns her gaze to their son, who has let go of the bottle and is dozing in Agatha's arms now. "Welcome." She runs a finger down his downy cheek.

𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒.

𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆

every year in the summer is where you train to be an avenger, all children through the ages 14-18 train and strengthen their powers, all throughout the summer there’s training courses where you use your powers to get ranked and if you fail to get ranked high enough towards the end of the months [ ex. if you’re rank is low by the end of june ] then you’ll be deemed for more training instead of moving up. For those moving up, there will be a event / party for those who will be advancing into the next step of training. Each month will advance to harder training and if every child continues to advance there will be more celebratory events and activities, at the end of the training there will be a big fight where you will fight someone closer in rank with yours.

𝐓𝐖𝐎. 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝟏

the first event which is held at the end of june is an ice lounge party which you are to wear white or pale blue, everyone has to dress formally and you must show up with your guardian.

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄. 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝟐

the second event is held at the end of july, this party is a royal themed party, you are still to be dressed formally but now you’re supposed to wear royal colors [ royal pink, royal blue, royal pink, etc ] you are to still show up with your guardian, but this time they are welcome to leave at any point if needed.

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄

this battle is held at the end of august and you are to fight a lower rank then someone close to rank with you, if you loose both fights you are eliminated from further advancement. if you win one then loose one you are advanced but will be expected to get better on your own, if you win both then you are commended to the advancement with no hesitation.

what if that headcanon that Nicky lives in the afterlife with Rio is completely true, but the twist is that Agatha has known this all along? that she has been searching for power and outrunning Rio specifically because she believes he should get to be free from her?

Agatha killed that first coven very soon after Nicky’s death. I imagine Rio could’ve been trying to talk to her, but she kept running and killing until, eventually, Rio catches up to her and tells her that Nicky is in her strange little afterworldly home waiting for her.

but Agatha knows that the last thing Nicky chose to do was to stop killing. and Agatha — maybe even knowing full well what it meant (based on her facial expressions) — said okay, because her son didn’t want more blood on his hands and she could give that to him. but then, in her grief, she builds him a monument of bodies anyway.

and so Agatha is faced with the worst possible version of herself and she shuts down. Rio says Nicky misses her, and Agatha doesn’t believe her, because Agatha knows that spending eternity with her own violent mother would be torture, and Agatha believes that Nicky must feel that way, too. she goes further and further into darkness to prove to herself that this is for the better.

until Billy sees the good in her. that clearly means a lot to her; up until that point, the only person who had seen that much of her and said yes, you, of course I love you still, has been Rio. literally Death. but here’s this boy who shows Agatha the possibility of forgiveness, and she decides to see if she can keep his faith — not because she wants redemption, but because she wants to go home.

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