Me At A Job Interview

Repub if you just want Jay and Cole to get married already.

POV: it's the end of 2019, the pandemic hasn't happened yet, unus annus is still around and relatively new, there's not a single thought in your mind about the channel actually being deleted, you're getting ready to watch the new video because it's almost time for the daily upload. It hits 12pm PST and you're refreshing the page until finally the video has been posted. You click play and laugh for the next 10 minutes. All is peaceful.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

so, I’m rewatching episode 3 because jacksepticeye just published it and I’m wondering……… I feel like Steve wouldn’t put anything in the game just because, there’s always deeper meaning. so, I started analising the doodles sequence in bologna incident. here’s my thoughts. 

doodled people are talking about “great beast” which might refer to this green fuckery of a monster?? he fucked everything as well 

there’s also a prophet who looks a little like rosenburg’s ghost if you think about it???? 

“fields of death”, “the Great Hole”? it feels like afterlife. OR the passing to the another life that sal MIGHT HAVE. what if sal NEEDED to die to find “the hole” in “the fields of death” just to make everything alrgiht? 

AND HERE’S ALSO THE HECKING CODE

what if it will open the safe in packerton’s apartment??? JUST A THOUGHT. i need some time before i replay the episode myself and try it but GO ON MY FRENS, DO IT

i got so excited that i forgot how to put a proper sentence together in english BUT LET DISSCUS 

WHAT DO YOU THINK 

i miss them so much 

Me: tonight, I’m going to bed early, so tomorrow I’ll be well rested. :)

10k fanfiction about my otp:

I just have a running list of people who could run me over with a bus and I’d thank them

Laura Dreyfuss

Ben Platt

Austin McKenzie

Cory Michael Smith

George Salazar

Gerard Canonico

Mike Faist

Sandra Mae Frank

Lin Manuel Miranda

Jasmine Jones

Renee Elise Goldsberry

Phillipa Soo

Troye Sivan

Alex Boniello

Andy Mientus

Michael Arden

This isn’t even all of them

This was just the ones I thought of sitting on the airport floor

At 6:40 am

Edit:

Robin Lord Taylor

Will Roland

Stephanie Hsu

Cameron Monaghan 

Anthony Carrigan

John Mulaney

this still isn’t a comprehensive list

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

:/

Can we also appreciate Sam in the first gif tho