“What will happen if I pull this trigger? Hm? Nothing? Oblivion? Android heaven?” “I doubt there’s a heaven for androids.”
Dean: I will put my A down to make “A”
Castiel: I will add to your A to make “AT”
Gabriel: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Sam: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Dean: *flips the board*
Person A: “Why do you care?!”
Person B: “Because I love you!”
Me:
I was in the mood for some Sabriel fanart
Waiting on Gorillas animation 👌
I drew this today, it’s a little rough but I just wanted to get my idea down before the next idea takes me over ;3;;
im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on
here, i’ll start
I just remembered that when I was a kid I put serious thought into an idea for an edgy villainy themed department store, like as a genuine career goal I devised to be completely within the realm of possibility and if I remember correctly my idea included:
Satirical ads and signage just bragging about being a soulless corporation
Scary uniforms with optional helmets for employees
Only sinister music ever plays
Large, obvious security cameras with visible laser sights
Menacing but technically correct signage, like “corpse flesh” for meats
A pet section with only snakes, spiders, scorpions and piranhas
A moat outside with live alligators. Bass Pro fishing shops already actually do this so why not.
Overwhelmingly large horror dvd selection, all other genres condensed into a smaller section presented kinda like the weenie hut from spongebob
“Skeletons” as an entire department
Carnivorous plant nursery in the garden section
The store holds very frequent raffles and contests but the prize is always knives
My reasoning besides it being fun was that everyone was probably sick to death of businesses pretending to be wholesome and caring about you and people are also just bored in general so the spectacle itself might pay for the cost of its gimmicks and actually all the regular items would be as cheap as possible
This is beauty
While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.