When People Are Born, They Have A Streak Of Hair The Same Color And Texture As Their Soulmate’s Natural

Coming into a fandom late

True evil.

me at a job interview

Hot Boss guy: So do you have any special talents?

me: *aggressively sweats* *thinks about all the smut I write* Well I write a lot in my free time.

Hot Boss guy: That's cool! So what else do you do in your free time?

me: *thinks about tumblr* *thinks about gay fanart* *thinks about all the hardcore kinky smut* *sweat begins to pour out of my pours like an ocean* I read...

Hot Boss guy: What do you like to read?

me: ...

Hot Boss guy: ...

me: *whispers* gay smut...

Hot Boss guy: *eyes widen and takes off glasses, and sighs deeply, as a tear falls out of the corner of his eye* you're one of them...

me: *stands up* Please I'm not like the others! I'm different!

Hot Boss guy: *stands up as well* You're all the same!

me: *tear falls down face and I sniffle* *I turn my head as a bright object catches my attention* *I look and it's... it's...the tumblr app open on his phone* *I gasp and look up at him in shock* No... You, you're?

Hot Boss guy: *eyes widen out of shock* No! You weren't supposed to see that I'm not-

me: *cuts him off* You're one of us... *whispers* I like your shoelaces...

Hot Boss guy: *tears start falling down his cheek and he lowers his voice, looking down* Thanks... I stole them from the president.

(A long pause before either of us speak)

Hot boss guy: You got the job...

In that very moment.... Cartoonz became Jack.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

so, I’m rewatching episode 3 because jacksepticeye just published it and I’m wondering……… I feel like Steve wouldn’t put anything in the game just because, there’s always deeper meaning. so, I started analising the doodles sequence in bologna incident. here’s my thoughts. 

doodled people are talking about “great beast” which might refer to this green fuckery of a monster?? he fucked everything as well 

there’s also a prophet who looks a little like rosenburg’s ghost if you think about it???? 

“fields of death”, “the Great Hole”? it feels like afterlife. OR the passing to the another life that sal MIGHT HAVE. what if sal NEEDED to die to find “the hole” in “the fields of death” just to make everything alrgiht? 

AND HERE’S ALSO THE HECKING CODE

what if it will open the safe in packerton’s apartment??? JUST A THOUGHT. i need some time before i replay the episode myself and try it but GO ON MY FRENS, DO IT

i got so excited that i forgot how to put a proper sentence together in english BUT LET DISSCUS 

WHAT DO YOU THINK 

Destiel

What people think Destiel shippers want;

Dean: *for the 400th time this episode*  I LOVE YOU *dramatically swoons into Cas arms*

‘Everyone suddenly becoming TV gay stereotypes or suddenly acting OOC’

Cas: Sam who?

Dean: Sam who?

Sex and making out all the time.

What we actually want;

Dean: You Do (x) and you’re sleeping on the couch!

Cas: I’m an angel Dean, I don’t sleep

Sam: You didn’t think that one through did you

Dean: Shut up.  YOU’LL STILL BE ON THE COUCH

Cas: It’ll be an escape from your snoring!

Dean: I DO NOT SNORE

~~~

Dean: Did you take my pillow?

Cas: …. no.

Dean: huh *walks off*

Sam: You better give him back the pillow

Cas: I thought he wouldn’t notice

~~~

Sam: *to both of them* Oh no I have already learned my lesson about knocking before entering your room.  

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Occasional kisses, like one sex scene if neccessary.  

-Sitting next to one another

-still acting as best friends

- Sam and Cas being the ultimate BROTP

- Cas teaming up with Sam to pull pranks on Dean when they’re having a disagreement, Dean roping Cas into pranking Sam, Dean and Cas pranking each other.  

-ACTUALLY TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER.  

-More references to pop culture Dean has introduced Cas to

- Dean spouting some lore knowledge because he just likes listening to Cas say it and Sam getting irritated that Dean doesn’t listen to him as much when he starts talking about lore. 

-when exiting a motel, Sam walks out a different room door to Cas and Dean but there’s otherwise very little mention of it.  

-Dean and Cas using more cover names that relate to bisexual musicians and pop culture figures - Dean already has an ID for Freddie Mercury seen in s1e1.  

-Cas staying in the bunker, if the writers don’t want Cas in the storyline for that episode, he’s in the bunker researching lore for the Big Bad of the season whilst Sam and Dean get some needed time off hunting something smaller, or training Jack or something that means he doesn’t constantly leave all the time.  

IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK

Your mood affects the luck of everyone else in the universe. If you’re happy, people win the lottery, scientists find a cure for cancer, soldiers return from war. If you’re sad, volcanos erupt to destroy cities, bank robberies are rife, people lose their jobs and marriages. One day, you find out that an evil villain is manipulating your life to worsen your mood.

Fandoms by how they’d die in a zombie Apocalypse

In The Flesh: first to go, tried to befriend the zombies

Welcome to Nightvale: second to go, purposefully became zombies

Sherlock: got fed to zombies by other fandoms for being a know it all prick all the time

Doctor Who: caught and eaten by the Hannibal fandom during an argument among themselves

Torchwood: died avenging Doctor Who fandom’s death

Hannibal: mistaken for zombies while eating someone and killed by Supernatural fandom

Marvel: dies being unnecessarily heroic

DC: dies trying to prove they could survive the thing Marvel died doing

Homestuck: sacrificed to hoard as a distraction

Star Wars: killed by Star Trek in the midst of peace negotiations

Star Trek: killed by one of their own, sick of how much everyone hates Voyager 

Harry Potter: eaten by zombie after they attempted to defend themselves with a spell

Supernatural: almost survived the whole thing before sacrificing themselves under the belief they’d come back

Walking Dead: survived the whole thing

Dean: I want to marry someone whose name starts with C so we can be DWCW with will of course stand for “Down with the CW”

Jack: My dad’s name starts with C

Dean: Hi, Your new dad here, I went through your blog and noticed some vulgar language, Consider yourself grounded.

My name is unknownuniverse66, and I have an addiction with this ship.