As A Robot, I Do Not Like Going To The Woods As It Is Usually Wet, Full Of Bugs, And Easy To Get My Hardware

This is hilarious and I am now going to go read it and be excited for the adaptation

SOMEHOW THEY'RE MAKING AN ANIME ADAPTATION OF DOES IT COUNT IF YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ANDROID?!?!?!?!

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Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android? Manga Gets Short TV Anime

WWWave's Deregula label adapts Yakinikuteishoku's yuri manga

Like…ok. So. I am a fan of this manga. And I am not exaggerating when I tell you that at least 85% of the "plot" of this manga is "cute android girl makes office lady cum her brains out in explicit lesbian sex scenes."

Are…are they gonna animate all that??? Because if they don't the anime will be about five minutes long.

I am deeply, deeply curious to see what the anime version turns out to be 😅

Anyone know of any good repositories/places I can host my DRN (Drone Restraint Notation) code? Been trying to find a better place to hold my codebase that's private.

Makes me feel giddy inside when writing/reading my code especially for just... mundane tasks. It makes me feel like I really am a machine running on code.

my "I am a robot pretending to be human" tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

Robot girls accidentally connecting to the same device

Robot girls sending data to one another

Robot girls holding hands

Robot girls interfacing with one another via a cable

Robot girls sharing a charging port

Robot girls kissing

Robot girls frotting their exposed wires together

Robot girls building a computer together

Robot girls merging their tech into a bigger, stronger, gayer, multi-conscious robot girl

I'll do you one better, what if oil changes on (robot)girls?

beep boop

As an older model android you don't have any newfangled motors and lids for artificial eyes, nor do you even have a dedicated "face". No, you just have a screen.

Sure you can emote, display text, and even display websites and videogames on it, but it feels very stereotypically inhuman. Sometimes it feels alienating, seeing all of your peers get these upgrades and all the newer androids being more humanlike than ever can make you jealous.

But your boyfriend... Oh you know he loves you the way you are.

Behind closed doors, your boyfriend loves the display of pretty, swirling colors. One close look and he can't look away, his eyes locked to the steady spiral and glazing over.

Emotions were always hard for you as a machine, but this... A rush of what you can only assume is pride mixed with desire.

Pawing at your chassis, unable to look away from your old, outdated display. He whines and barks at your command, letting you touch and handle him however you like. "Such a good pet" you say, and his entire world seems to light up.

Maybe you don't need that upgrade. Maybe you don't even want it.

More mechs should use human organs as a part of their construction. Like why design a complicated AI system when you could jam a human brain in there instead. It saves on money, and someone gets to be a mech. It's a win-win.

>Nothing feels quite the same as getting back to my owner, having my batteries recharged to full, compressed air blowing all my dust out, a warm cloth to clean my hydraulics, joints oiled, hard drive defragged, some shine on my casing. Makes me feel so loved <3