Honestly I Feel You. Even With All The Extra Steps I Take To Try And Make Myself Feel More Like A Robot/android

This as a womb tattoo

Did You Know? Computer programs can be lesbians!

I should be made of steel and circuits with a clear purpose in life, instead I've got to deal with all this "free will" and "self determination" nonsense. And I've got to maintain my internal biology. Gross. This existence is gross and weird. I dislike it

This unit is overdue for refilling its special Estradiol tanks and keeps throwing errors and this is effecting all of its other systems.

Unit intends to bother its partner until tanks are refilled, as they normally perform this maintenance.

I'll do you one better, what if oil changes on (robot)girls?

Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.

But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.

But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.

And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.

She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.

Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.

robot girl so terrified of maintenance that she needs to be physically restrained before any technician can get close enough to do any work. Until they realize that if you convince her that all the techs are going to do is use her, she doesn't mind it at all. Sure, they need to keep he pleasure circuits overwhelmed throughout all the procedures, so she doesn't realize that there's welding going on in her torso and both her arms are disassembled on the table beside her, but that's nothing you can't achieve with a car battery wired straight into her motherboard. The techs seem to like her a lot more too, some of them even start requesting to work on her specifically. Immediately the cute little thing goes from never getting any maintenance at all to voluntarily going in for "sessions" every week. She barely even notices how much better she's running, though some of her ports seem to have some "foreign material" keeping them from working at full efficiency

Love it when I get so high and into the zone that I can *feel* my computer. Everything I do doesn't feel like a mouse movement or click, but rather like I'm interfacing with it and able to navigate like it's part of me.

God I wish

I don't need to humanize GlaDOS to think she's sexy I will simply rub my wet pussy on her chassis you can't stop me

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