Latest Posts by umekoo - Page 9

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

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like to charge reblog to cast

also tumblr needs to get polls, it’s so vile and sick that twitter voted for “tumblr sexy man” y’all don’t even go here

holy shit

2 posts with the exact same energy

HYUNLIX x YSL BEAUTY JAPAN

THEY'RE ALL SO PERFECT IM COMBUSTING

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Stray kids for billboard magazine.

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

ao3

always reliably makes me go emo

Going through bookmarks on AO3 and seeing a fic deleted is a special type of sadness…

When you leave your writing in the middle of a sentence, come back to it and you're like "Where the FUCK was I going with this?"

STRONGER THAN (THE BOTH OF) YOU.

Don’t get me wrong, all my fanfic is self-indulgent. This one is just incredibly self-indulgent. 

Ok but nothing beats the feeling when you find The Fic™ - the grass is greener, the global warming stops and you found ice cream in the freezer. The tags are perfect, it’s like 100k + words and finished. 

the biggest mood killer fr

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

makes my brain go hnnrghnnn fr

oh my god there's only one bed, surely there'll be awkwardness in the mornin– OH they woke up in each other's embrace?!?!!? AKSOWJSJENXLAOQLSJDBNECYEBRBFOEPWMCNSGAYWHFBDOAKSNYXBEBDJSHABWNCOSKJJDKWKSJDHSHWJWJJSUSHWIDNWBDGSJWNWHDIWBDHDJBD

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to AO3

I’ve noticed lately there’s more and more people out there who come into ArchiveOfOurOwn from somewhere like Wattpad and don’t know how to work it. I’m taking it upon myself to make a sort of user guide to show people that nicely explain all the little fiddly bits. I’m sure plenty have made their own guides, but this one is mine.

I’m going to have headings for different features and screenshots, so I’ll stick it all under a readmore. I’m not going to go SUPER in depth on everything, but I intend on giving a basic rundown on stuff relevant to looking for and filtering fic. So! Onward!

Keep reading

i wish i had the skill to make this

took me 8 months and very approx 380m of embroidery floss, and I'm now finished. going to have it framed soon :)

this is exactly the shit i expected to find on tumblr

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed