Umekoo - Trial And Error

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT 3RACHA

holy shit

Já ve dvě ráno před zkouškou na studentských kolejích:

Vedlejší pokoj napravo:

Vedlejší pokoj nalevo:

Ten týpek, co v pokoji o patro výš cosi stěhuje:

this is exactly the shit i expected to find on tumblr

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

my trauma didn’t make me stronger it made me addicted to escapism and terrified of facing reality

Thanks a lot mcr. So much for me being a functioning member of society for the next few days

Výsledek včerejší hospody s bohemisty:

Overshare = přesděl

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

i am so normal about them

i love lesbians

+ close ups!!