Someone Probably Already Made This Joke But When John Came Out To Garcia About Being Bi, Garcia Told

I wanna draw this so bad

im incurably attached to happy endings but it's so funny with the archangels now. raphael still taking family photos for his christmas cards even though one is a demon and one is a big gold skeleton.

Crackshipping? In my Ultrakill? More likely than you think.

So a year after I finished the Magnus archives I got a job at a library. (Completely coincidental)

And imma be honest I think Tma gave me a romanticized view of what this job would be like. (Shocking, and yes I know archives and libraries are different)

But good lord the amount of shit that's happened that feels like if tma was a sitcom.

First off,

I think I discovered a leitner. The book was titled "eye on Russia" in our libraries non fiction section.it wasn't leather bound like leitner's in tma but it might as well have been. So for some reason this book catches my eye and I'm like "ooo! What's this?" I open it up and I shit you not this book of the corruption spits what's either asbestos, old paper glue that's turned into dust or idk what the fuck that shit was. It spat that shit right into my face my lips where chapped for WEEKS. I Told one of my higher ups (who looks EXACTLY like what I imagined jurgein leitner looked like. In fact thinking about it he sounds like him but not British) that "hey I think this book is falling apart"

and he was like "nah it's fine". Other then the spitting dust it was fine.

The funny thing about it is that I keep finding that it's not in it's place and some poor soul has checked it out unknowing of the Eldritch dust it emits.

Don't even get me started about the fish heist or the goddamn kids room ac remote.

I like to think mirage has the same combat and killing capabilities as v1 she just doesn’t do it because murder is still illegal in her world

The fact dandy 704could very well be trans and just forgot with how shitty his memory is a very low possibility but not a zero percent chance.

No bless yous for Giacomo?

A Desolate Sunday

You see it's funny as that's the sundae name and it's a pun on sundae and sunday and the desolation as it's desolation themed.

a desolation themed sundae!!

Recipe included under the photos!

You will need:

1 Gramcraker

1 large marshmallow (or marshmallow fluff)

1 pint of Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream or any other extremely chocolaty ice cream

1 bag of microwave popcorn

And Carmel syrup.

and a bowl is pretty important.

Step 1.

Fallow the instructions on how to make the popcorn on the popcorns box. While that cooks move to step 2.

Step one 2.

Crush the gram cracker into a powder and cover the bottom of the bowl.

(in the sundae shown I just snapped the graham cracker in half instead of crushing it, but for better dinning experience crush it)

Step 3

Put your choice of marshmallow or fluff on top of the graham cracker.

Step 4

Put bowl in the microwave for 10 seconds. So the marshmallow or fluff will melt. the marshmallow/ fluff will not be fully melted by 10 seconds so take i t out and then put it in for another 10 seconds. The reason why you don't put it in for a full minute it that the marshmallow/ FLUFF WILL EXPLODE. Make sure to watch carefully as it cooks especially the marshmallow

Once the marshmallow/fluff is at the constancy you please move to next step

Step 5

Take out your ice cream and put as many scoops you please into the bowl.

Step 6 (optional)

Sprinkle white chocolate chips on top of the ice cream.

(I personally don't like white chocolate and it just made things crunchier, nuts might be a better option.)

Step 7

Take out the popcorn and sprinkle it onto of the ice cream. You might need to place it instead and gently push it into the ice cream so it doesn't fall off.

Step 8

Drizzle the Carmel syrup on top. Make sure to get some on the pop corn.

Step 9.

Dig in and enjoy!

Finale notes:

The popcorn and the chocolate mix is surprisingly good, and the popcorn helps it get that burning twist to this desolate sundae.

I am currently on a mission to make all 14 entitles into sundaes.

And I was concerned I wouldn't be able to get the burning element to translate into sundae form. But despite this I think I managed to get that burning element in and still get a good tasting sundae. Though there are things I'd change with the final product I'm quite happy with how it tasted, and those changes I was able to add to the final recipe product.

I am working on the other entities and I have finished one other sundae (the spiral) I am not fully happy with how it came out so I haven't posted it yet. I will post it when I'm done tweaking it and I'm happy with the final outcome.

So for right now enjoy your desolate sundae.

Spoilers for houseki no kuni and the Magnus archives.

Honestly s5 John and shattered phos radiate the same energy.

Phos and John's arcs are the same just different universe and that is not a bad thing.

You KNOW if they where in the same room they'd trauma bond.

Also, what if hnk was just the result of the extinctions ritual?? Like "a world where humans are long gone replaced by something uncaring about them"

Like I can't be the only one who thought that, but anyways just a neat thought I had.

Here's the full image if anyone wants to use it for something.

Haveing one of your ocs voiced by chipspeech Charaters can be super fucking funny if you think of your Charaters as the chips for a second, using my ocs as examples:

-Klatt and Spencer are bros

-klatt has a shit ton of memory issues and issues with the concept of time

-spencer thought he was human until recently and it fucked him up

-dandy is (technically) spencers dad

-rotten is just two lesbian satelites in space

-terminal was a space Mafia boss before going into hiding and is now otto

-otto owns a diner

-and Otto and cider still hate eachother

THEASE ARE NOT MY HEADCANNONS FOR THE CHIPS! JUST FACTS ABOUT MY OCS WHO ARE VOICED BY THEM USEING THE CHIPS NAMES.

John ward eats pineapple on pizza and you can't change my mind