Learning With Pibby Mikado

The damn demon mirror monster fuckin bursts out the window immediately after

This was funnier in my head help

So a year after I finished the Magnus archives I got a job at a library. (Completely coincidental)

And imma be honest I think Tma gave me a romanticized view of what this job would be like. (Shocking, and yes I know archives and libraries are different)

But good lord the amount of shit that's happened that feels like if tma was a sitcom.

First off,

I think I discovered a leitner. The book was titled "eye on Russia" in our libraries non fiction section.it wasn't leather bound like leitner's in tma but it might as well have been. So for some reason this book catches my eye and I'm like "ooo! What's this?" I open it up and I shit you not this book of the corruption spits what's either asbestos, old paper glue that's turned into dust or idk what the fuck that shit was. It spat that shit right into my face my lips where chapped for WEEKS. I Told one of my higher ups (who looks EXACTLY like what I imagined jurgein leitner looked like. In fact thinking about it he sounds like him but not British) that "hey I think this book is falling apart"

and he was like "nah it's fine". Other then the spitting dust it was fine.

The funny thing about it is that I keep finding that it's not in it's place and some poor soul has checked it out unknowing of the Eldritch dust it emits.

Don't even get me started about the fish heist or the goddamn kids room ac remote.

I like to headcannon Sam is stupidly good at comeing up with rare insults on the spot like otto will start to go on a megalomaniacal rant about how every thing biological is bad and Sam will just clap back with:

Stfu you hoogally doogally bitch you have the personality of a calculator.

I've thought of more but I can't think of em rn.

I like to think mirage has the same combat and killing capabilities as v1 she just doesn’t do it because murder is still illegal in her world

I can't believe that Gary millers daughter was the villain of d&d honor among thieves

Truly a DND campaign in movie form

This took me far to long but I like how they came out. The one with john father allred and Garcia there cutting John's hair, not his eye btw. I was also gonna pixelate all of them but forgot and only did Amy's.

Thinking about doing a short chipspeech themed analog horror thing. Might do it might not

Ok but what if the Magnus archives but monster high? Like all of the characters are related to different known avatars like the daughter of Nikola orsinov or a distant relative of the Lukas family? Like how in monster high Draculara (I butcherd that didn't I ;-;) is Dracula's daughter? Or how frankie is Frankenstein's monsters kid?

And it takes place in a monster high like place with all of the campiness that entails with all of these young avatar's. We've got the son of Jude perry who's just a complete theatre kid and then there's Annabelle Cain's son who's just as manipulative as his Mommy, mabye even the great great great great grandson of Jonah Magnus.

Like they keep all of the campiness and fashion of monster high, that hasn't changed at all, but in the back ground you'll see Helen Richardson dropping her kid off to school or something like that, maybe Gertrude is one of the teachers.

Plus you know for a damn FACT that Elias would be the headmaster.

Also, The school name? Magnus high.

Transcript:

Raphael: so whatcha do when you left heaven?

Michael: I tried to sever the holy light from my body

Raphael: You tried to sever the holy light form your bod-!

Raphael: you tried to sever the holy light from your body

I wanted this to give off the same vibe as that comic of the mlp Charater going "I'm so hungry I could..." "How hungry" but it kinda worked and kinda didn't.

Based off the fallen gabe Au by @muzzleroars !

Had a dream one time where i entered a book store's kid section and there was nothing but john hancock from fallout 4 kids picture books. like "John hancock's first day at school", or "john Hancock's first valentines day"

the shelves where JUST these books. wall to wall picture books of john hancock from fo4.

i look to the wall and i see this exact image