“Whenever An Actor Tells Me How I Should Feel About Acting It Takes Me Out Of The Equation As An Audience

Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

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I promise we are not all like that! Yes, there are definitely some snooty assholes who work at Starbucks, but they are also snooty assholes outside of their work place, too.

Your medium-sized beverage is a perfectly acceptable and valid order. Order it next time out of spite ;). Maybe the barista at register will surprise you.

Starbucks barista pricks!!

You knew what I meant when I said I want a medium size. Wtf. Is medium not a term you know? Grande my ass, you knew what I wanted.

Niall’s dropping his tea during an interview.

-dropping tea sound-

Louis- Oh for gods sake Niall!

Niall- AAAARGH!!

Harry- For the benefit of the radio, Niall just dropped his tea.

derek hale is sent the ashy remains of his family by kate argent: derek mail

derek hale gets out of prison: derek bail

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I think we deserve a soft epilogue, my love.