Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):
Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it
Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him
Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
Feel free to add more
They’ve been watching a lot of cat videos lately.
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
I have ridden in your cart, driver, waved my nude arms at villages going by, learning the last bright routes, survivor where your flames still bite my thigh and my ribs crack where your wheels wind. A woman like that is not ashamed to die. I have been her kind.
--Anne Sexton, “Her Kind”
THE VVITCH: A New-England Folktale (2015), dir. Robert Eggers. Witches Sabbath (1789) / Witches Flight (1798) by Francisco de Goya.
catch me cryin in the club I’m living for this couple
Thigh holster. That’s it. Nothing to add.