I Love You Apple Strudel I Love You Baklava I Love You Beignets I Love You Cannoli Sicilani I Love You

sorry for being a misandrist but men being bald will never not be funny to me 

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

the way they just straight up killed my girl aileen wuornos is like one of americas biggest failures as a nation like they really killed her and for what? for murdering the men that picks up street prostitutes and then gets violent with them? the men that tried to rape her? the men that paid streetwalkers for sex and then raped them and beat them for sport? she did everyone a favor if u ask me honestly she deserved a reward for her service not the fucking chair.

The World of Interiors, February 1992. Photo - James Mortimer

me affff

“Broken arm, huh? Have you tried eating more celery?”

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