Sorry For Being A Misandrist But Men Being Bald Will Never Not Be Funny To Me 

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

Emotionally I think I really need it to be autumn

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

me waking up with a new chronic illness symptom that i haven’t experienced before:

“Broken arm, huh? Have you tried eating more celery?”

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lesbian couple on their wedding day after 72 years together, photographed by Thomas Greyer

By Johnny Dufort For Vogue Italia January 2021

nevermind. guy who sexually assaulted me hates me apparently. we’re back to me being pathetic.

why is everyone who makes a uquiz like that