A New Dispatch From Heterosexual Hell: Lovesickness (Naruto, Older Jounin, E.)

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Literally me at my computer, trying my best. Thank you for reading!

SatoShoko + GetoHime art + GetoHime ficlet by two talented creatives - I feel like I am finally being seen!!!!

Your art style is so visually pleasing 🤩‼️‼️ I'd really love to see satoshoko and getohime on a double date with your art style, I think that'd be really cute. 💖

The chokehold that "Greetings From Teenage Hell" by Petra Collins photoshoot still has on me is insane. Rookie Mag is still one of my favorite places on the internet and Petra Collins' archive is an eternal source of artistic inspiration.

I love how the entire website is mostly teenage girls being creative and sharing their work. It makes me emotional just looking at these pictures lol.

I'm only half joking. Here's the Lovesickness update.

Pls mind the tags!

I literally went through the depths of my phone to find the memes that inspired Shiny Pink Bubblegum Psychopathic Sweetheart (it's NSFW and rated M). In conclusion, my life is hell and the memes on my phone create a swamp of misery. But at least it gives me inspiration!!!! And you can't tell me that there isn't an uncanny resemblance to SatoShoko I simply SHAN'T HEAR IT!!!!

Let this be a reminder that true love is sending each other ridiculous memes that may only be funny to your special person <3

P.S. I definitely described the top meme incorrectly but alas, no one is perfect, especially not me!

I just finished reading “Fathers and Mothers and Daughters and Sons” in one sitting & it was amazing, it was beautiful, funny, heartbreaking—I’m at a loss of words, I loved that fic so much in-spite of the bittersweetness it invoked—10/10, chef’s kiss!

Thank you for reading that story and for writing such a thoughtful comment! That is the story that put me on this twisted path, and how a lot of readers found my work. Even though there are things I would change, I really can't hate the story itself. GetoHime is, to me, a fundamentally hilarious ship about two people who are a little nuts, but Geto is very good at hiding it and Utahime can't contain herself (however, her brand of crazy is just the every day, capitalist-patriarchy-induced kind). It means a lot to know that people are still reading that story, so once again, thank you!

I need to write them arguing in an Ikea together, lol.

I fixed Lilies (changed the names + corrected Ijichi’s name (lol) + the worst typos + cleaned it up so that the reading experience has much improved) and now I feel a lot better about it. It's no longer my shame lol.

Lilies - SatoSho, E. No archive warnings apply, but please mind the other tags.

I have a lot of mixed feelings about this story because I wrote it right when I got into JJK so a lot of it reflects my own misunderstandings about canon. I got some comments on it that made me feel misunderstood and hurt my feelings. Life happened to me and I feel like I became a lot more disillusioned and cynical, so it was hard to remember the person who wrote that story.

It has its faults (and some of the typos, my god), but when I went to edit it, and saw all the nice things people said about this story, and how it led to people reading my other stories, I ended up appreciating it a whole lot more. I usually feel like I'm talking into the void, but that's what being a fic writer is all about. There's a lot I could say, but I think thank you sums it all up.

I need to write this story lol idk what ship to choose but I have to make it happen now.