I'm Only Half Joking. Here's The Lovesickness Update.

A quick Shizune meme bc a woman who breathes out poison fogs and parallels fucking Kabuto cannot be anything other than unhinged

Original under the cut

I need to write this story lol idk what ship to choose but I have to make it happen now.

My sad girl mood forever and ever.

Updates:

Lovesickness - Love makes you do crazy things with no regrets. Naruto, Older Jounin, E.

Sharp Stick in the Eye - eat me! drink me!. Bleach, Nemu/Byakuya, E.

Meme not mine - I don't have such genius.

New Lovesickness update, new meme.

Honorable mentions

The fan favorite: Hana, Tenzou/Yamato, Shizune

Made to be hated: Asuma, Aoba

The gremlin: Guy

"Mmm.....society": Kurenai, Yuugao

hi! i love everything you've ever written ever - your naruto fic was so moving it made me reread the whole series bc it's been so long and i didn't remember half of the characters and then i realized YOU should've been writing naruto from the jump. i love your characterizations, espescially for for your jujutsu kaisen fics. i don't think there's anyone else who's landed on how sweetly sickening sashisu is ... would you ever write them romantically? or even just suguru and shoko? just wondering!!

Gosh, I have written so many Naruto stories that I judge myself lol. Lovesickness is the most recent one, so I assume that's the one you're referencing? The power I would have if I could turn that specific story into a manga! It's probably my favorite.

Thank you for your sweet compliments about my writing! I've started reading Naruto and am a third of the way into the series (I watched the anime and fell off right before Five Kage Summit), and honestly, I couldn't have written it. I don't have the vision that Kishimoto had. However, I will gladly write fan fics about Naruto, especially the older jounin!

I have written too many Jujutsu Kaisen stories. The people in the GetoHime tag must be sick of me! I hint at past SaShiSu in Fathers and Mothers and Daughters and Sons, in the fourth and fifth chapters. I love writing about SaShiSu as friends, since they were totally the kids who played car accident, but I don't know if I could do a poly story justice. SuguShoko is a ship I have thought about, but idk, I kinda want to just focus on stories set in other fandoms. You have planted a seed though.

Thank you so much for reading my stories and leaving me such a sweet message <3

your brain is soo wrinkly and galactic, thank you for indulging and giving these recs much thought! I've finished the tv adaptation of normal people and while i have only read lines from np, i did pick up another book of hers with satoshoko solely in mind, titled: "beautiful world, where are you". right after binge-reading your works, too, so i somehow feel validated she made it to the list. i have read ms. bby_rabbit's work and loved it! I always enjoy when fics explore the dynamics of satoshoko + the students (esp kugitafushi), and hs,dj's megumi was a delight. sadly, I'm now unfamiliar w the remainder of your list, but rest assured i am capital R - running - straight to storygraph after this.

re: weird relationship with one's own works, i get a version of that feeling too, as i am my own harshest critic. however, i want to share an anecdote with you that i hope you'll enjoy. one time i was just watching this on youtube when i, completely out of nowhere, imagined seiya probably having done it as well. i don't know how i got here lol. i was never one to think about ship babies and i'd be embarrassed about stsk popping up in my head, if it weren't for the fact that it was an added layer, which truly made the video more comedic.

it goes to show you've written characters so memorable and endearing in that they manage to sneakily occupy ppl's minds and brighten days. thanks again for answering.

p.s. did u ever watch the hidden inventory arc get animated? it was so cute

Dunno about wrinkly and galactic, but my brain is certainly in my skull. I don’t mind talking about books, reading is one of my favorite things to do. I’ve never seen the television adaptation, but I’ve read both of those books. I think Normal People is the better novel of the two. I love bby_rabbit, she’s my writer bestie, and I’ll be sure to pass your sweet words on! 

Wow, that video made my day! I loved how the little baby was very careful not to disturb their mom but fully slapped their dad across the face. It’ s so flattering to hear that you thought of little Seiya, and that you don’t cringe when my stories come back to you unexpected. Day made, self-esteem boosted! 

I have not yet seen the second season. I’m annoyed with where the manga has been going, and I don’t want to see Yuji’s torture well animated, but the clips I have seen are very cute! 

The chokehold that "Greetings From Teenage Hell" by Petra Collins photoshoot still has on me is insane. Rookie Mag is still one of my favorite places on the internet and Petra Collins' archive is an eternal source of artistic inspiration.

I love how the entire website is mostly teenage girls being creative and sharing their work. It makes me emotional just looking at these pictures lol.

SatoShoko Trash Heap

SatoShoko is the first JJK ship I ever wrote for. It was sort of an accident - I have a v. kind reader who was into the series, and I wanted to write about a character that they like. Shoko was in the first few episodes and her laidback energy is an excellent foil to Satoru's bananas behavior, and that was enough, apparently.

Please note the rating at the end of the description. All adult situations depicted are between consenting adults. There is also drug use, mental health issues, and violence in a few of the stories. Please mind the tags of each story - I go out of my way to ensure that readers know what they are getting into.

And now, the stories:

Never to be disassociated from the dark: Love means not wanting to be without each other. M.

Shiny Pink Bubblegum Psychopathic Sweetheart: Making it real far. M.

Hard Candy and Sour Hearts: The world sucks, but at least Shoko and Satoru have each other. E.

Terrible, No Good, Awful: Shoko is left with the kids for ten days. Chicken pox strikes, and suddenly, those ten days turn into a trial. T.

Listen I love you joy is coming: Shoko tells Satoru about the woman crying uncontrollably in the next stall. E.

Bridges: Satoru and Shoko’s relationship is full of the gaps that they think others have left behind. E.

And the SatoShoko BROTP:

The Spins: Shoko goes out of her way to avoid talking about her life; Satoru goes out of his way to get her to talk about it. T.

Displacement: For all of his strength, Satoru can’t protect people from themselves (nor does he try). M.

I really love your work on ao3, especially your naruto and jjk ones! I had so much fun reading When the Birds Began to Die and was wondering if you ever thought about expanding that universe. I think a satoshoko spin off could be really fun, or even a sashisu high school focused one! Hope this doesn’t sound pressuring or anything :’)) Your writing is amazing 👌

You're too sweet! It's been a minute since I have considered that story. I have two other stories that I'm trying to make headway on right now. Thank you for giving me something to think about, and for reading my stories. It means the world!

A new dispatch from heterosexual hell: Lovesickness (Naruto, Older Jounin, E.)