Thank You Ford "go Choke On Glass" Pines For Your Service. I'll Let You Get Back To Filing That Interdimensional

A vertically-oriented comic. Ford answers the phone, but is interrupted by an automated message that states: “This call is coming from the Theraprism. Cipher, Bill is attempting to contact you.” Ford startles, looking extremely distressed. The message continues: “To accept this call, press 1. To decline…” The message is interrupted with a “beep” as Ford, expression a mix between panicked and furious, presses a button on the receiver. There is a click, but before Bill can say anything, Ford yells “kill yourself” at the top of his lungs and hangs up. In the final panel, Bill stares into space as the disconnect tone plays.

thank you ford "go choke on glass" pines for your service. i'll let you get back to filing that interdimensional restraining order now

bonus:

Bill, with a faux-thoughtful expression, says, “Wow, my inner child is feeling sooo wounded right now. Or something.” A low-opacity tweet pasted behind him reads “Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words.” Off to the side, the Axolotl says, “We need to discuss your use of phone privileges.”

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— alice/jack (@safegrenade) January 29, 2024
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Release Virgilio Aguilar Mendez immediately!

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I'm going to need you all to start spreading awareness about this case and sign the petition. I'm a 5'4 woman and I weigh more than him. He's only 18, indigenous and doesn't understand English nor Spanish really. I can't imagine how confused and scared he was. Tased 6 times and apologizing repeatedly and calling out for his family... he is not responsible for the police officer's death. The fact he's been held for 8 months without bail is disgusting.

Virgilio looks so small, sad and defeated in all of the images I've seen of him.

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