G… Gender Roles? [I Open My Hand, Confused, And Reveal A Fistful Of Dnd Dice] Which One Do I…?

just thinking about how funny the inauguration scene is, from a durgetash perspective. gortash is standing there flirting, yeah, of course, but for all that he's explaining he doesn't mention their actual history, so he's talking around it and making it sound like theyre just really close allies. meanwhile durge is visibly sweating because they've been staring at gortash's chest for the past fifteen minutes and they know there's more to the story.

the rest of the party despairing bc durge used to be Evil meanwhile durge is like "yes i should be put to death for my crimes but more pressingly i think i need to be put in horny jail immediately"

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

another thread of ladynoir headcanons because i said so

Only Ladybug is allowed to give Chat Noir cute nicknames (mon Chaton, mon Minou, etc). One time, when they needed more team members to help them fight a particular harsh Akuma battle, Roi Singe (Kim) was being silly and tried to call Chat Noir by screeching “Here, Chaton! Chaton, Chaton!”

He received the most deadliest and horrifying death glare from Ladybug and got nightmares about it for a week straight.

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

I may have fallen off the yanderetober train, because I started making this instead. Behold! My first attempt at programing:

Your Boyfriend Desktop buddy!

Let Peter hang out on your desktop - he's dying to spend time with you. Compliment him, shower him with kisses and gifts - or punch him, insult him, and break his heart. He deserves it, doesn't he?

I've only just started this, and judging by my snails pace, it'll take a loooong time to finish, but let me know if anyone would be interested in downloading this! I'd definitely like to share it.

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

“I just wanted us to get along, but I guess that was too much to ask”