Does anyone else that's a pet owner feel the need to check that their pet is still breathing when they're being very still?
I just noticed that I do that a lot. 😅
A series of undertale and deltarune art I made for my friends server! Enjoy!
Some of these are my own ocs! If you were confused.
i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h
Just some kids having fun
“I just wanted us to get along, but I guess that was too much to ask”
okay having a conversation with gamlen where he talks about how his and leandra’s parents only cared about leandra, their beauty, their scholar, the light of their lives, and immediately following that by going on the expedition and getting leandra’s “you i understand wanting to do this. but leave your sister here, i beg you!” is um. well it’s something
oldest obey me brothers as annoying boyfriend activities
a/n: quick writing for the oldest three bc i love them
lucifer
Leans his head over to look at what you're doing on your phone and refuses to admit to it
Buys you clothes that are very clearly his own taste but he just wants to see you in them, just don't say that out loud or he'll threaten to return them (since you "clearly don't want it")
Once he offers to help fix something there's no getting him away, yes he's been taking 5 hours to fix the hot water in your shower but NO he will not call a plumber when "he's got it"
Will cut a kiss short just to see you get frustrated (but god forbid you do it back)
"Oh!.... I see, no it's fine, MC.... I didn't say I was upset"
mammon
Stalks your social media to make sure nobody is flirting with you under your comments (absolutely loses his shit on them when he actually finds someone dumb enough)
Everytime you two lay down together he manages to pull your hair/bonnet/ or elbow your head. Every. Single. Time (literally just goes "lol damn sorry")
Tries to cop a feel and when you catch him he gets defensive cause CLEARLY he miscalculated the distance from your ass and hip.. jeez!
Will wake you up mid-sleep to ask you something unimportant
"Babe....babe have you seen my white towel...? Baby?..... i can't find it babe wake-"
levi
Never remembers your friends names and makes you remind him every time you have gossip about them
Will be on voice chat in-game while on the phone with you and yes it will be confusing as hell
"MOVE YOU IDIOT- no henry, not you, i wouldn't call you that.. ARE YOU STUPID-"
Knocks on the bathroom door to ask if you're done (not cause he has to go, he just wants you back)
Asks "what if" questions to test your love (he just wants to test the limits, mc, what if he were to actually turn into a snail and-)
"average apostate mage betrays hero once a Dragon Age game" factoid actualy just statistical error. average apostate betrays mostly 0 times a game. Betrayal Solas, who lives in sad fade land & betrays over 10,000 people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me
if you're just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial