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erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

by Anastasiya Khramina

There’s three hundred and sixty five days in a year,

Another year comes around just to end iiiiiiit

So for two jackasses with their internet career

They need to find some good ways to spend iiiiiiiiiiiit

Like maybe..

Cooking with sex toys

Or DIY bungeeing

Or drawing memes from memory

Finding Youtube videos that shouldn’t exist

Or obsessing over tanks of sensory

Preserving their bodies

Drawing themselves naked

Or ranking their own greatest pain

Punching holes in walls

Drinking each others pee

All while driving Amy insane

So many things to do as your mortality looms,

And death comes to us all,

So buckle up ‘cause Unus Annus are gonna do it aaaall.

So buckle up because you to remember that death comes to us all.

Uhhh ok?

screenshot to see ur nickname!

i DID see people on tiktok saying that we shouldn’t care about palestine because they’re conservative and anti lgbt and a whole bunch of shit and. for real? for real? THAT is touch grass. THAT is go outside and touch grass. zero compassion zero consideration for real people ZERO brain function in fact. like you know there ARE gay people in palestine? like if texas was getting air raided would you say fuck texans, theyre all republican? actually dont answer that lmfao we already saw it happen with the power outages. people will generalize and people will condemn without nuance or scrutiny. no sense of value for human life. who gives a shit about other people lol

Pages from Ken Hultgren’s THE KNOW-HOW OF CARTOONING (1946).

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS