A Voltron Rant

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Me: *pisses off a guy*

Also me: * starts reading a book*

Him: *steals my chromebook*

Me: keep it just give it back for school work

Him: *utterly confused*

Him: *steals my water bottle*

Me: *shrugs*

Best Freind: insert name I need to show you something

Me: *Closes book & walks toward them*

Him: *steals my book*

Me: *turns around and gives him death glare*

Him: *runs away* 

Me: *chases him*

Best Friend: Give up Guy! She may be the slowest in the grade but when you steal her book you either get tackled or die

Two minutes later

Me: I got my book

Guy: is sitting panting 

Why don’t we talk about Fenn?

Why don’t we talk about Fenn?

i haven’t read Five Dark Fates yet or finished Two dark crowns but why?

I need some headcanons about this child.

i always think about that study where they had adults hold a baby, and when they were told the baby was a girl the adults said she was cute and small, and when they were told the baby was a boy they said he was big and strong. they rated the baby’s ability to do things and tendency towards certain toys differently. they even held the baby differently. (x) or when they rated the baby’s physical ability to do various tasks such as climbing up a slope differently, (x) & when they measured how much parents told their girl children vs. their boy children to be careful and stop being so rowdy (x), & when they measured how often girls and boys were told to be quiet. (x) this was, obviously, all unconscious behavior in the adults. they’re not all like, raving sexists who outspokenly believe that women can’t do stuff or that girls really should just be quieter, be more still than boys. like its not even counting the direct, actual messages, its just literally how every single person in your entire life treats you, and if asked they would probably deny that its even because you’re a girl. how the fuck am i supposed to believe this doesn’t affect a child’s development when its literally constant throughout the entire process 

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

One. I’m way too lazy to do anything for April 1st.

Two. I won’t even be aware it’s April 1st because what even is time and how do you keep track of it?

Three. That’s not the kind of discomfort or anxiety I like to cause from my blog.

Four. If I am to post/re-blog anything like that on my blog I will be tagging it appropriately to AVOID unwilling participation.

Bonus 2.0: The guy who cheated on the strongest naturalist in generations

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

Spoliers for two Dark reigns and the last couple of chapters for one dark throne

Me: poor Jules

Mom: what happened this time

Me: Joseph died Mom: shouldn’t it be poor Joseph 

Me: no Jules is gonna be really upset

Mom: I thought Natalia was your favourite character

Me: yes but she’s dead too 

Mom: ....

I don’t quite think Braddock  would get along with the Crocodile. Just a bunch of growls as soon as they meet. Or maybe they are immediately friends and cause familiar trouble. Camden would join in sometimes.

okay I know we imagine Kat having something cute and cuddly like a fox or a bunny as a familiar but I bring you this:

An Aligator!

-They are deadly

-They are scary

This fits Katharines vibes 100%

Could you imagine a sweet little (murder baby) walking down the street with an alligator that's literally her size.

A aromantic planet (probably already done)