Spoliers For Two Dark Reigns And The Last Couple Of Chapters For One Dark Throne

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Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

Billy and Mirabella

Me: Billy, *deep breathe* you must have trust in the girl who survived and Great brown bear!  Billy: *makes an agreement to be Mirabella’s king consort*

Me: You have got to be kidding me!

TF

Wait.....

Wait a minute......

TF.... the f*ck 

Wait Thalia......

Reyna...... 

What why?

Love Calculators Be Like:

Me: So I have 100% chance with anyone even though I’m not romantically interested in people interesting.

Illian the Blue Queen

Daphne: Illian became the mist

Me: how does a person become most like, she was making a storm not mist like you get mist when a cloud hits the ground so..... What?

Brain: It’s magic you ducking idiot.

Wolf & Dave

Dave: When will you listen to me?

Wolf: when your right.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Recently

Me: *pisses off a guy*

Also me: * starts reading a book*

Him: *steals my chromebook*

Me: keep it just give it back for school work

Him: *utterly confused*

Him: *steals my water bottle*

Me: *shrugs*

Best Freind: insert name I need to show you something

Me: *Closes book & walks toward them*

Him: *steals my book*

Me: *turns around and gives him death glare*

Him: *runs away* 

Me: *chases him*

Best Friend: Give up Guy! She may be the slowest in the grade but when you steal her book you either get tackled or die

Two minutes later

Me: I got my book

Guy: is sitting panting 

Bonus 2.0: The guy who cheated on the strongest naturalist in generations

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff