Richie: So I Can Either Bake These Cookies At 400 Degrees For 10 Minutes Or 4,000 Degrees For 1 Minute.

Richie: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Eddie: Richie, nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Richie: FLOOR IT?

EDDIE: RICHIE NO

Richie: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Eddie: RICHIE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Richie: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Eddie: RICHIE P L E A S E

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5 years ago

I want handwritten love letters and dates in a secret garden.

5 years ago
Anyone Have ANY Of THESE SIX Particular Official’s Logic Problems Issues? They Are From Between 2000

Anyone have ANY of THESE SIX particular Official’s Logic Problems issues? They are from between 2000 and 2004. I don’t know which issues.

Edit: if you do, please email me at fluffsterkisses@gmail.com. Thanks!

Edit 2: if you don’t have any of these, please reblog!

5 years ago

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

4 years ago

Tumblr users are often so arrogant and it shows. They can draw a full cast of POC characters but when POC say "Hey we want more than just our skin tone" they're suddenly deaf as shit.

Representation on Tumblr has become a way for white people to win brownie points just because they took a Hershey's bar and slapped it onto a person's skin tone.

The most disgusting thing is that they insist on making JUST African-Americans. They insist on making JUST one facial type, one nose type, one lip type, one hair type, one slang type, one skin tone.

And when they make a person Asian, it's Japanese. And when they make a person Hispanic, it's Mexican. And when they make a person indigenous, they never specify on which tribe/nation they came from, but you'll bet they're Native AMERICAN.

But my favorite part is when other POC demand representation and those same fucking white people are like "But but but look at all my black characters!!!!"

POC isn't just confined to America.

POC isn't just black.

POC isn't just Japanese.

POC isn't just Mexican.

POC isn't just Native American.

It's from the Miskitu in Nicaragua, from the highlands of Ethiopia, from the deserts of Saudi Arabia, from the mountains of Indonesia. It's from the arroz con gandules, from the folk music, from the festivals. It's many cultures blending, it's speaking more than just English, it's dealing with racism unique to our countries of origin.

It's more than just one universal experience, and white Tumblr isn't willing to show that.

5 years ago
This Is An Actual Richie/Eddie Conversation

This is an actual Richie/Eddie conversation

5 years ago

@eddiespaghetti0

Richie: man I really like Eddie

Richie: I better show him how much he means to me

Richie: *sends him a meme at 3am*

4 years ago

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

5 years ago

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

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5 years ago

Reddie headcanons #4

Eddie: je t’aime trashmouth :)

Richie:…. I don’t speak baguette.

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