Tommy And A Slime

Stan: what’s your sexuality?

Richie: My sexuality? Well you see, sexuality is a spectrum and it’s very hard to pin point-

Eddie: *walks by*

Richie: I’m gay. I’m so fucking gay.

Ben: Would you slap your lover in the face for two million dollars?

Eddie: I would roundhouse kick Richie in the face for free.

lesbians = lovely 💟

bi girls = beautiful 💖

pan girls = perfect 💗

Yes. @eddiespaghetti0

On this blog Eddie survived and married Richie Tozier and live happily ever after

Ok so in addition to ballerina!eddie please consider hiphopdancer!richie

-they go to the same studio but obviously never have class together because they do different types of dance

-Richie likes staying after his class to watch the ballerinas (he’s fascinated by how graceful they are compared to his intense hip hop) and has maaaajor heart eyes for Eddie.

-Eddie pretends to be annoyed with Richie’s onlooking but he secretly likes it and holds his head a little higher when he notices Richie peeking during his class

-of course Richie flirts with Eddie between their classes and Eddie rolls his eyes and tries to hide his blush

-Eddie eventually starts going to the studio early so he can see Richie in his class and lowkey gets weak in the knees cuz boy’s got MOVES

-When they start dating they’re the ultimate dance power couple and will pirouette/six step your ass if you try to mess with them

-Richie kissing Eddie’s head on his way into the studio. “Have a good class, babe.”

-they get eachother flowers for their recital and have to hide them in the dressing room

-Sneaking into the wings of the stage for one last kiss and “kick ass, babe!”

-Richie trying to mimic Eddie’s moves when he practices

-“Your form is terrible. Point your feet, dumbass!”

-Richie practicing before goofily scooping Eddie up and swinging him around to the beat

-Both of them dancing like idiots around their studio after classes are done for the day playing their songs over the speakers and just enjoying being together

-ballerina!eddie and hiphop!richie

when ure exiled,,,, he has no yeezys :(

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

Richie: Wait for it, wait for it…9:01. Stan is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Ben: His alarm didn’t go off.

Riche: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bev: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

Richie: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Bev, but way more plausible than Ben’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Eddie: I bet he tucked himself into his bed too tight and got stuck.

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

I got bored and doodled some reddie shit