I Got Bored And Doodled Some Reddie Shit

i- boyfriend butter and boobs. why tf

The first three words you see will define your 2021. Go! 

Reddie headcannons because why tf not

Richie:making my way downtown

Richie:walking fast

Richie:

Richie:walking slightly slower so my steps match with Eddie’s because he’s short

Bill: I like ev-everything about y-you. Just the other day, s-someone asked me who the most beau-beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?

Stan, blushing: …What did you say?

Bill: I said… [sees Richie with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Richie?

Stan: You said Richie?!

richie: do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet

eddie: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

stan: dont worry there will come a time when its not

eddie: even worse thanks

ummmmm....HEWWO.....

some of you don't see ableism as a real issue and it shows

like I see ableism everywhere, even in feminist spheres. I see people throwing around "crazy" "psycho" "narcissist". i see so called feminists saying the r slur WAY too easily.

we're completely left out of environmental conversations or just dismissed (see: the straw ban). we're collateral damage in their eyes.

I've seen a skinny woman get abuse and hate for posting a selfie of her in her wheelchair and tagging it as "body positive", told she was "hijacking the movement".

black disabled or mentally ill (like schizophrenia) people die, and i see people excusing it as "how was he acting?" as if being mentally ill is a fucking death sentence!

disabled women are more at risk for abuse, especially at the hands of carers, and its glossed over! nobody ever talks about it!

abled feminists call us inspirational. the government only cares about us when we can do something for it, like playing in an elite basketball team (like my husband used to. the second he stopped, he stopped getting aid).

shit, you guys need to take ableism more seriously. stop dismissing us. we matter.

Hey Ed’s how you doing shortstack ( @eddiespaghetti0 ) :)))) Love you tho

beverly: we should start appreciating the smaller things in life.

richie: like eddie?

eddie: richie i sWEAR

bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?

ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay

richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.

This is gonna happen in Chapter 2 right

this is something i certainly would like to happen