Richie: Still Short, I See.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?

ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay

richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.

Stan: what’s your sexuality?

Richie: My sexuality? Well you see, sexuality is a spectrum and it’s very hard to pin point-

Eddie: *walks by*

Richie: I’m gay. I’m so fucking gay.

Stan : I'll speak French between your legs

Bill: That's the hottest thing i've ever been told

Eddie: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis

Richie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!

Beverly: None of you should ever be having sex

derry’s department store

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He hangs upside-down, viewing the world from a completely different perspective. His facial expression is calm and serene, suggesting that he is in this position by his own choice.

The Hanged Man is the card of ultimate surrender, of being suspended in time and of martyrdom and sacrifice to the greater good.

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