Richie: I literally can’t fight Pennywise today, stress is bad for the baby.
Bill: W-what baby?
Richie: Me.
Anyone have ANY of THESE SIX particular Official’s Logic Problems issues? They are from between 2000 and 2004. I don’t know which issues.
Edit: if you do, please email me at fluffsterkisses@gmail.com. Thanks!
Edit 2: if you don’t have any of these, please reblog!
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Richie: I like my boys like I like my girls.
Eddie:
Bill:
Stan:
Richie: That’s it.
Richie: That’s the joke.
Richie: I’m bisexual.
#ManDADlorian
@eddiespaghetti0
eddie: heLP IM DROWNING!
richie: calm down we’re only in 5 feet of water
eddie: nOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL
omfg wait are they adding axolotls why is this the best thing to happen this year
Everyone shut up
fluster the spaghetti
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?
ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay
richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.
@eddiespaghetti0 OMFG. THATS SO CUTE. THAT BETTER MAKE THE FINAL CUT OR I’LL SUE ANDY MUSCHIETTI
hello hi!! so i never posted about this, but a while ago (july 15th) i went to go see the it chapter two set, and whilst i was there at the bridge, i saw finn filming this scene where he bends over to carve something into the fence, and earlier in the day i found “ R + E ” carvings at the exact place where he later shot the scene. so i can essentially confirm that richie is carving he, and eddie’s initials. you’re welcome