omfg wait are they adding axolotls why is this the best thing to happen this year
Everyone shut up
If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point
*in the sewers*
Eddie: If you don’t believe, then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You can be as big a prick as you want.
Richie: I guess you’re right.
Richie: CLOWN MAN, I’M DANCING IN YOUR SEWERS, THEY’RE MY SEWERS NOW, YOU HEAR THAT! IF YOU WANT ME OUT OF THESE SEWERS YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL ME YOURSELF!
Eddie: Holy shit
Richie: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME IN THESE SEWERS YOURSELF
Eddie: It did kill someone in the sewers once
Richie: THESE SEWERS NOW BELONG TO ME AND EDDIE
Eddie: please stop including me
Richie: THEY’RE GONNA PUT MY NAME IN GRAFITI! CHILDREN WILL COME AND TELL TALE OF ME!
Eddie: Oh my god
#ManDADlorian
Richie:what’s the word for horny but in a non-sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t want to fuck a pumpkin. You feel?
Eddie(very disappointed):do you mean ‘excited’?
I was thinkin abt my boys goin to homecoming and I got sad
Richie: *carves ‘Richie + Eddie’ into a tree*
Eddie: What a nerd.
Eddie: *adds '4 ever’ *
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Commission drawn by @timsel-fanarts 💞
Okay guys, I finally painted Richie and Eddie :) I really hope you @whatidoisxsecret will not mind that I painted the same art as you. Your fanart inspired me so much, but if you are against it, then let me know.