Richie: Well I’m Richie, Short For Richard. How About We Call You Eds, Short For Eddie?

If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart (im an idiot)

This is an actual Richie/Eddie conversation

Bill: if I were a gardener I’d put our tu-lips together!!

Stan: ❤️💗💜💕💗❤️💓💖💝

Richie: if I were a gardener you’d be my hoe

Eddie: thanks

VAMPIRE

Now ask me the most basic question.

What. Do. We. Eat?!?!?

Reddie headcanons #4

Eddie: je t’aime trashmouth :)

Richie:…. I don’t speak baguette.

This is gonna happen in Chapter 2 right

@eddiespaghetti0 OMFG. THATS SO CUTE. THAT BETTER MAKE THE FINAL CUT OR I’LL SUE ANDY MUSCHIETTI

hello hi!! so i never posted about this, but a while ago (july 15th) i went to go see the it chapter two set, and whilst i was there at the bridge, i saw finn filming this scene where he bends over to carve something into the fence, and earlier in the day i found “ R + E ” carvings at the exact place where he later shot the scene. so i can essentially confirm that richie is carving he, and eddie’s initials. you’re welcome

@eddiespaghetti0 omfg. I’m going to also soB. And you already deal with my mess so it’s fine

Richie: Wait for it, wait for it…9:01. Stan is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Ben: His alarm didn’t go off.

Riche: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bev: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

Richie: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Bev, but way more plausible than Ben’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Eddie: I bet he tucked himself into his bed too tight and got stuck.

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place