dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.
i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold
so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place
#ManDADlorian
Eddie: god I hate you so much…
Richie: but… you don’t
Eddie: fOr The lOVe oF All tHinGs hOlY Not ThIs AgAin
if you still wanted an art request, could i get maybe some reddie + holding hands? :)
HI thank you for this request!! sorry this is ten thousand years late… i hope this is what you wanted :DD
i realized i never drew reddie
Animal Crossing Mugs made by TrashGoblinCo
Richie calls Eddie his Pomme de terre because it means potato in French and Eddie doesn’t know, he just thinks it’s a cute nickname. Thank you for your time.
@eddiespaghetti0 omfg. I’m going to also soB. And you already deal with my mess so it’s fine
Stan : I'll speak French between your legs
Bill: That's the hottest thing i've ever been told
Eddie: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis
Richie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!
Beverly: None of you should ever be having sex