Y’all I Was On We Heart It And I Found FucKING REDDIE !! My Heart Literally Went : 💓💗💕💞💖💘💝

i- boyfriend butter and boobs. why tf

The first three words you see will define your 2021. Go! 

Stan : I'll speak French between your legs

Bill: That's the hottest thing i've ever been told

Eddie: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis

Richie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!

Beverly: None of you should ever be having sex

Dream declaring war on the smp then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Dream declaring war on the smp now: So, like, the 16th? yeah that sounds good… see you then

bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?

ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay

richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

i’ve never watched the dream smp, but that ghost man giving the british kid the compass that points to the other british kid made me cry

Do you heavily immerse yourself in a group of dysfunctional adults and children role playing in their authoritarian/anarchist Minecraft server or are you neurotypical cisgender and straight?

Photographers that turn common photos into spectacular images..!!

it took me too much time to color this ;-;

My Teen Reddie are back! 

And Richie’s a skater! (not a very good one, but Eddie is still his biggest fan)

@eddiespaghetti0 omfg. I’m going to also soB. And you already deal with my mess so it’s fine