Bill: I Like Ev-everything About Y-you. Just The Other Day, S-someone Asked Me Who The Most Beau-beautiful

Reasons why Reginald Hargreeves is an absolutely horrible person that doesn't deserve rights:

1)

this is something i certainly would like to happen

Ben: Would you slap your lover in the face for two million dollars?

Eddie: I would roundhouse kick Richie in the face for free.

Bill: How are you gonna come out, Eddie?

Eddie: I guess I could yell it from a passing car. That’s how people usually tell me I’m gay. I can flip the system.

Reddie headcanons #8

Eddie: I… I really like you richie…

Richie:…

Eddie: don’t you fucking dare

Richie:*smiles devilishly*

Richie: hah… that’s gay

Eddie: FOR FU-

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

bill, cooking dinner: we’re gettin wild with the seasonings tonight!

mike: fam, that’s salt

bill: i know, it’s so spicy!

mike, walking towards the door: i’m not eatin it, i’m not-

richie: and now for a gay update with eddie! Eddie?

eddie: getting gayer

richie: thanks eddie!