to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
啊哈,改了
mechanic!simon riley headcanons
mechanic!simon riley who swore he fell in love with you the minute you walked in the shop, your eyes wide but your expression serious. his usual customers are on the older side and always men who are too insufficient to fix a car on their own, so you were the perfect change of pace.
mechanic!simon riley who knew as a woman you were highly likely to get ripped off by other mechanics, so he was glad you came to his shop. he makes sure to offer you water and some light snacks. he doesn't do that with his other customers, but you're an exception.
mechanic!simon riley who thought it was hot when you got straight to the point before he could even introduce himself. you already diagnosed your car before you came because like simon, you knew how you could get scammed in repair shops. you nodded when he asked if you knew a lot about cars and he replied with, "a woman after my own heart."
mechanic!simon riley who is already wearing a short-sleeved t-shirt, but rolls up the sleeves to his shoulders so you could get a view of just how huge his biceps were. it doesn't help your temptation when you see that his tattoo sleeve in fact does continue up until his shoulder.
mechanic!simon riley who on purpose makes sure his t-shirt lifts a little bit higher than usual while he's working on your undercarriage. he's lying down under the car, and makes sure to extend his arms higher so he can tease the gorgeous combination that is his happy trail, abs, and v-line to you.
mechanic!simon riley who drains the oil in your car on purpose while he's working on it just enough so that you have to come back a second time and so that he has an excuse to see your gorgeous self again.
mechanic!simon riley who doesn't let you pay for any of the repairs you needed. he reasoned with you saying you had enough trouble driving the car to the shop as it was, and doesn't want to add on to it.
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Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.
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I need more people to follow but the only blogs I'm finding are boring dudes who all post the same generic black and white gifs and I'm not into it.
“Oh, you’re a monsterfucker? Do you consider yourself to be undesirable by human standards and want to find someone who is the same way so you can both choose to love each other anyways? 🤓”
I told you that I want a really really big werewolf to rearrange my guts what are you yapping about
predator animal falling in love with prey animal. You really love to see it.
More things that need to be said to me and every other subby bottom bitch:
"Tell me what you want."
"Aww, my poor puppy, are your fingers not enough?"
"Baby, slow down. If you cum without permission I'm going to punish you."
"Good boy. Relax for a second."
"You want to cum? BEG me for it."
"That's it. There's my good boy. Just like that."
"Come here. You're gonna ride me until I'M satisfied."
"Fuck! So tight, pretty boy. That's it. Good. Fuck. Fuck!"
"Mmm, good booooy. I'm gonna cum in this tight little pussy and breed you full. You ready?"
"Shit! Shit! Oh god! Ooooh fuuuuuck! That's it. Take it, baby. Take it all. Good boy. That's my good boy!"
That's all. Thank you.
It’s late and im drunk and im thinking about giving a werewolf a big smooch on the head.right between the big pointy ears. Sorry for being so vulgar I’ll try not to post smut again <3
Queer artist with an obsession with dark romance, trans man, 22 18+ Minors DNI
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