mechanic!simon riley headcanons
mechanic!simon riley who swore he fell in love with you the minute you walked in the shop, your eyes wide but your expression serious. his usual customers are on the older side and always men who are too insufficient to fix a car on their own, so you were the perfect change of pace.
mechanic!simon riley who knew as a woman you were highly likely to get ripped off by other mechanics, so he was glad you came to his shop. he makes sure to offer you water and some light snacks. he doesn't do that with his other customers, but you're an exception.
mechanic!simon riley who thought it was hot when you got straight to the point before he could even introduce himself. you already diagnosed your car before you came because like simon, you knew how you could get scammed in repair shops. you nodded when he asked if you knew a lot about cars and he replied with, "a woman after my own heart."
mechanic!simon riley who is already wearing a short-sleeved t-shirt, but rolls up the sleeves to his shoulders so you could get a view of just how huge his biceps were. it doesn't help your temptation when you see that his tattoo sleeve in fact does continue up until his shoulder.
mechanic!simon riley who on purpose makes sure his t-shirt lifts a little bit higher than usual while he's working on your undercarriage. he's lying down under the car, and makes sure to extend his arms higher so he can tease the gorgeous combination that is his happy trail, abs, and v-line to you.
mechanic!simon riley who drains the oil in your car on purpose while he's working on it just enough so that you have to come back a second time and so that he has an excuse to see your gorgeous self again.
mechanic!simon riley who doesn't let you pay for any of the repairs you needed. he reasoned with you saying you had enough trouble driving the car to the shop as it was, and doesn't want to add on to it.
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Thank me later
Holding my trans friends in the UK close to my heart right now. I’m sorry to our trans sisters especially. This Supreme Court ruling is disgusting and devastating.
Trans women are women and always will be ❤️🏳️⚧️
I've got two wolves inside of me, one wants to curl up with you and protect you, the other wants to test the limits of your birth control.
wol f
God gives his tightest pussies to his faggiest boys
Love to be a toy for tgirls
Love to be a toy for tgirls who make me dominate and play with another tboy for her pleasure. Like live porn for her to direct and get off too.
Damn I need a lil tboy toy, it makes my wife happy
It is perhaps the greatest honor to make fellow faggots horny
Big monsters giving their tiny human partners oral
JKR is very transphobic but to be clear she is also very racist and antisemitic and ableist also
sigh. yeah daddy right there y’all.
Queer artist with an obsession with dark romance, trans man, 22 18+ Minors DNI
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